The List

Szczepankiewicz · 12-16-2002, 01:06 PM

The following members have made “Spanky’s Top Ten Button Pushing List”

1 Bri Thai This Evil Limey Bastage has been the scourge of all Internet forums since he appeared in April. This guy is worth a round trip to jolly Old England for the simple pleasure of beating the Yorkshire pudding out of ‘im, chum, mate, Roger. What What!

2 Sharp Phil It would appear that the only way for me to become a member of the super secret Blades of Death Dojo is to PTB* the Imperial Grand Master himself. Besides the fact that he promised me an autograph on my coffee cup…..

3 Mushinmaster He’s a cadidiot who will some day make a fine officer in the United States Army. Gotta get ‘im before he gets his commission.

4 Quietanswer Why not? It would seem that everyone else has!? Including my sister, mother, and three brothers. Besides, he’s probably a Chefs fan.

5 Holte2 By PTB* on this clown, I’ll move up in the ranks of Don Guiseppe’s Elite Assassin Squad.

6 Jesse7 One word: Sheepsniffer

7 Chalambok The Oregon City Decorated Veteran. I hates local competition.

8 Hdog For providing only a weekly update of the Goddess that is Nikki. Daily, Daily, Daily!

9 Mr. Poopy PTB iff** me don’t gets the first autographed copy of his new book.

10 Midnight Where do you think potted meat comes from. PTB* on transplanted Rednecks! Besides, a promise is a promise.

PTB: Pushing The Button
IFF: Philosophical term translating the condition of ‘if and only if’

NOTE: All Button Pushing is subject to final authority of The Don. Delivery subject to due paperwork and other arrangements as necessary. Please allow 6-8 weeks for final delivery after scheduling. List subject to change at any time without notice. Forebearance is NOT a waiver.

midnight · 12-16-2002, 01:15 PM

Ba Humbug

I only came in at #10 I suppose thats good as I was told I am small and femine and I hate the sight of blood exp my own.

Mybe me and greekmai could tag team then SZ would be in deep POOPOO

Sharp Phil · 12-17-2002, 06:59 AM

For $50,000 in cash, Spanky, you get an extra mug and your own Satellite Dojo Certificate, handwritten in crayon on a paper towel.

Szczepankiewicz · 12-17-2002, 09:13 AM

That is a SWEET Deal. Done and DONE!

Where do I sign? Does that make me an instant sub grandmaster? Can I annoint fellow secret warriors and extort, I mean collect unreasonable dojo fees for nothing more than the certificate?

All my money problems will be gone.

Szczepankiewicz the McGrandMaster

Sharp Phil · 12-17-2002, 10:42 AM

At the bottom, yes, and no, respectively.

12-17-2002, 12:23 PM

He is just soooooooo jealous of us superior beings. Especially moi.

Szczepankiewicz · 12-17-2002, 12:46 PM

The only thing I'm jealous of Bitty for is that strapping masculine hairless chest of pectoral muscles.

12-16-2002, 01:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	The List The following members have made “Spanky’s Top Ten Button Pushing List” 1 Bri Thai This Evil Limey Bastage has been the scourge of all Internet forums since he appeared in April. This guy is worth a round trip to jolly Old England for the simple pleasure of beating the Yorkshire pudding out of ‘im, chum, mate, Roger. What What! 2 Sharp Phil It would appear that the only way for me to become a member of the super secret Blades of Death Dojo is to PTB* the Imperial Grand Master himself. Besides the fact that he promised me an autograph on my coffee cup….. 3 Mushinmaster He’s a cadidiot who will some day make a fine officer in the United States Army. Gotta get ‘im before he gets his commission. 4 Quietanswer Why not? It would seem that everyone else has!? Including my sister, mother, and three brothers. Besides, he’s probably a Chefs fan. 5 Holte2 By PTB* on this clown, I’ll move up in the ranks of Don Guiseppe’s Elite Assassin Squad. 6 Jesse7 One word: Sheepsniffer 7 Chalambok The Oregon City Decorated Veteran. I hates local competition. 8 Hdog For providing only a weekly update of the Goddess that is Nikki. Daily, Daily, Daily! 9 Mr. Poopy PTB iff** me don’t gets the first autographed copy of his new book. 10 Midnight Where do you think potted meat comes from. PTB* on transplanted Rednecks! Besides, a promise is a promise. PTB: Pushing The Button IFF: Philosophical term translating the condition of ‘if and only if’ NOTE: All Button Pushing is subject to final authority of The Don. Delivery subject to due paperwork and other arrangements as necessary. Please allow 6-8 weeks for final delivery after scheduling. List subject to change at any time without notice. Forebearance is NOT a waiver.

12-16-2002, 01:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
midnight Novice Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: georgia USA Posts: 72 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ba Humbug I only came in at #10 I suppose thats good as I was told I am small and femine and I hate the sight of blood exp my own. Mybe me and greekmai could tag team then SZ would be in deep POOPOO __________________ "As soon as you concern yourself with the "good" and "bad" of your fellows, you create an opening in your heart for maliciousness to enter. Testing, competing with, and criticizing others weaken and defeat you." - Morihei Ueshiba

12-17-2002, 06:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
Sharp Phil Novice Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 55 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	For $50,000 in cash, Spanky, you get an extra mug and your own Satellite Dojo Certificate, handwritten in crayon on a paper towel. __________________ - Phil

12-17-2002, 10:42 AM	#5 (permalink)
Sharp Phil Novice Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 55 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	At the bottom, yes, and no, respectively. __________________ - Phil

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12-17-2002, 09:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	That is a SWEET Deal. Done and DONE! Where do I sign? Does that make me an instant sub grandmaster? Can I annoint fellow secret warriors and extort, I mean collect unreasonable dojo fees for nothing more than the certificate? All my money problems will be gone. Szczepankiewicz the McGrandMaster

12-17-2002, 12:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	He is just soooooooo jealous of us superior beings. Especially moi.

12-17-2002, 12:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	The only thing I'm jealous of Bitty for is that strapping masculine hairless chest of pectoral muscles.

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