Crouchtig

i didnt used to believe

but a few days ago i successfuly predicted four things (including what bart was going to write in the begining of the simpsons: "i will not teach others to fly")

the world is so strange and full of incredible things

it just might be true

i dont believe in democracy but...

lets vote anyway

i love these crazy off-topic polls

Bri Thai

I know you do. I know every thought you have, and everything you are doing.

Now stop that or you'll go blind.

Crouchtig

must resist desire to use powers to kill bri thai

BrI ThAi ThIs Is ThE vOiCe Of YoUr SuBcOnCiOuS mInD.... yOu WaNt To KiLl YoUrSeLf

i havent written anything, if you see something there then the only explanation i can give is that its your subconcious. i would advise you to definately obey it (its your inner self telling you how to be happy )

Szczepankiewicz

To call you an idiot only gives you the attention you so desperately seek and gives you the grounds to continue this absurd behavior.

But, I'll bite.

You're an idiot.

Crouchtig

YES ATTENTION

now that youve rewarded my behaviour ill continue to do stupid things

now everyone will suffer and get irritated and annoyed

and its all your fault

heehee no pills for me

jdgb;kdjsbn;

excuse me. im the real crouchtig. it appears that my derranged and psychotic pet monkey was at my computer writing stupid posts and crazy polls. i do apologies, i shant let him out of his cage again.

im so sorry for any irritation he may have caused.

bad monkey. im going to beat you until your sane again!

Crouchtig

ps bri thai is doing it too

Crouchtig

bri thai told me to do it. he said he would abuse me if i didnt. i got scared, i wont do it again. hes a bad man.

ryanhall

Crouchtig,
Stop trolling. You're lucky this isn't one of my forums.

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terry

Indeed. I'm of the opinion that the quality of this thread is low enough that we're better off without it. I recommend Tim to delete it.

Bri Thai

Crouchtig forgets one crucial ingredient to a thread like this.

You have to make it funny.

Szczepankiewicz

CT just doesn't have your rare talent for the ridiculous.


Since this is the 'Open Forum' I don't think this thread, retarded as it is, should be deleted.

Crouchtig

thank you spanky

this forum is for retarted threads

hey bri thai... if you dont laugh its your own fault

sometimes i laugh at nothing...heeheehee...

helps u live longer

im sorry ryanhall. ineed to vent my stupidity somewhere and i know how much it annoys you

so i come here... alone...

ok. fine ill TRY to say less (the problem is i talk when ive got nothing to say. out comes the jibberish eg. my friend knows a turkish man who cleans the street at night and slaps people when they drop litter i never used to drop litter but sometimes i do my cat is to fat and i feed him cheese sometimes...)

FROM NOW ON I WILL BE A LITTLE LESS SILLY! SOMETIMES. MAYBE.

Crouchtig

the vote is going well

by the law of democracy psychic powers do indeed exist

so... you didnt believe that monkey story at all

did you?

ive been told im stupid 5 times on this thread.

but little crouchtig believed in himself and through the power of wise old japanmans ninjitsu-fu the family was saved from the two baddies (one tall and stupid, one short fat and clever)

remember this is the forum where im allowed to be silly

now if youll excuse me im going to eat some deep fried chicked peking style with prawn crackers and egg-fried rice


that was delicious

excuse me
standing on one leg
im trying to ressurect hitler

not crazy enough for you?

not like bri thai (AKA.......stupid....person)?

then ill warp and twist my mind into a weapon of unimaginable insanity

last words of sane crouchtig: no ive gone too far. perhaps you should delete this thread (or at least not write anymore replies to it. then it will sink to the bottom of the list and disappear. otherwise i cannot die with honor)

Calv1n

god some people here are dumb....

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Crouchtig

the mentaly disturbed are not stupid (nor are they unable to speak if that was what you meant)