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For those of you over 30...
Pour yourself a bowl of Trix (or Coco Puffs if you prefer), sit down and sing along. ******************************************* Three is a magic number. Yes it is, it's a magic number. Somewhere in the ancient, mystic trinity You get three as a magic number. The past and the present and the future, Faith and hope and charity, The heart and the brain and the body Give you three. That's a magic number. It takes three legs to make a tri-pod or to make a table stand. It takes three wheels to make a ve-hicle called a tricycle. Every triangle has three corners, Every triangle has three sides, No more, no less. You don't have to guess. When it's three you can see it's a magic number. A man and a woman had a little baby. Yes, they did. They had three in the family. That's a magic number. 3, 6, 9... 12, 15, 18... 21, 24, 27... 30. 3, 6, 9... 12, 15, 18... 21, 24, 27... 30. }} {Multiply backwards from three times ten.} Three time ten is... }} 30 Three times nine is... }} 27 Three times eight is... }} 24 Three times seven is... }} 21 Three times six is 18, three times five is 15 Three times four is twelve And three times three is nine and three times two is six. And three times one is three of course. }} {Now take the pattern once more.} }} {Three!} 3, 6, 9. }} {Twelve.} 12, 15, 18. }} {Twenty-one.} 21, 24, 27... 30. }} {Now multiply from 10 backwards.} Three times ten is... }} 30 Three times nine is 27 Three times eight is... }} 24 Three times seven is... }} 21 Three times six is 18, three times five is 15, Three times four is twelve And three times three is nine and three times two is six. And three times one... {What is it?} }} {Three!} {Yeah} That's a magic number. A man and a woman had a little baby. Yes, they did. They had three in the family. That's a magic number. William School House Rock
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Get your job, get your job, get your future job
so you wont seeee the mean ole future blob! And now the Bill!! Anyone remember the Bill? |
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Anyone remember the Bill?
Now, don't get me started...... }} {Woof! You sure gotta climb a lotta steps to get to this Capitol }} Building here in Washington! But I wonder who that sad little }} scrap of paper is?} I'm just a bill, Yes, I'm only a bill, And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill. Well, it's a long, long journey To the capital city, It's a long, long wait While I'm sitting in committee, But I know I'll be a law someday... At least I hope and pray that I will, But today I'm still just a bill. }} {Gee, bill, you certainly have a lot of patience and courage!} {Well I got *this* far. When I started, I wasn't even a *bill* - I was just an idea. Some folks back home decided they wanted a law passed, so they called their local congressman and he "You're right, there ought to be a law." Then he sat down and wrote me out and introduced me to Congress, and I became a bill. And I'll remain a bill until they decide to make me a law.} I'm just a bill, Yes I'm only a bill, And I got as far as Capitol Hill. Well now I'm stuck in committee And I sit here and wait While a few key congressmen Discuss and debate Whether they should Let me be a law... Oh how I hope and pray that they will, But today I am still just a bill. }} {Listen to those congressmen arguing! Is all that discussion and }} debate about you?} {Yes. I'm one of the lucky ones. Most bills never even get this far. I hope they decide to report on me favourably, otherwise I may die.} }} {"Die?"} {Yeah: die in committee. Oooh! But it looks like I'm gonna live. Now I go to the House of Representatives and they vote on me.} }} {If they vote "yes", what happens?} {Then I go to the Senate and the whole thing starts all over again.} }} {Oh no!} {Oh yes!} I'm just a bill, Yes I'm only a bill, And if they vote for me on Capitol Hill, Well then I'm off to the White House Where I'll wait in a line With a lot of other bills For the President to sign. And if he signs me then I'll be a law... Oh, how I hope and pray that he will, But today I am still just a bill. }} {You mean even if the whole Congress says you should be a law, the }} President can still say no?} {Yes, that's called a "veto". If the President vetoes me, I have to go back to Congress, and they vote on me again, and by that time it's...} }} {By that time, it's very unlikely that you'll *become* a law! It's }} not easy to become a law, is it?} No! But how I hope and I pray that I will, But today I am still just a bill! }} {He signed you, bill! Now you're a law!} {Oh yes!} School House Rock
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I think the sugar in the Coco-Pops has gotten to you!
NonottomuchsugarthereSwan,reallyreallyreallyitwasonlyacoupleofboxesofCocopuffsthatIdownedwhilewatchi ngtheSchoolHouseRocktapethatIpickedupformykidstheotherdayandsatdownandwatchedflashingbacktoSaturdaym orningswhenIwasakidandlearningmymultiplicationtablesandhistoryandenglishwhileonamassivesugarhighfrom theboxortwoofcerealthatIateand...and...and. Ithink I'm coming down...ahman, I feel A sugar crash coming on z zzzz zz zzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ William (Sorry, I get in a weird mood sometimes)
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