To my Arch nemesis Spanky....

William · 08-25-2003, 11:29 AM

So! You are the typing ace responsible for the spilling of the
precious German blood of many of my finest and my
blondest friends.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Now I may be
packing the kind of tackle that you'd normally expect to find
swinging about between the hindlegs of a Grand National
winner, but I'm not totally stupid, and I've got the kind of
feeling you'd rather I hadn't written you.

Look, just because I can give multiple orgasms to the furniture
just by sitting on it, doesn't mean that I'm not sick of
these damn martial arts forums: the blood, the trolls, the endless
poetry.

Ah, Spanky. This is indeed an honour.
Finally, the two greatest gentleman typists in the world
meet. Two men of honour, who have jousted together in the
cloud-strewn glory of Defend.net, face to face at last.
How often I have rehearsed this moment of destiny in my dreams.
The panoply to encapsulate the unspoken nobility of a comradeship.

Naw. What a poof. I've always had
my doubts about you trenchy-type fellows. Always suspected
there might be a bit too much of the battle-dodging,
nappy-wearing, I'd-rather-have-a-cup-of-tea-than-charge-
stark-naked-at-Royce Gracie about you. But if you're willing to
post on Defend.net, then you're all right by me and
welcome to marry my sister any day.

William

(and of course, Blackadder)

BTW,
ryanhall....Blonde
Bri Thai....Blonde
Terry.....Blonde
Platnum Angel...(well, bleach) Blonde

Szczepankiewicz · 08-26-2003, 12:25 PM

We are brothers!

Lizard · 08-26-2003, 01:21 PM

Princess Bride
Quest for the holy grail (monty python)
Enter the dragon

You quote some strange films.

"My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. "

I used to love that film!

But as for Rodents of unusual sizes. I don't think they exist...

Szczepankiewicz · 08-26-2003, 04:34 PM

Good are you. But not so good as you think. Where have you erred????

Toudiyama[NL] · 08-28-2003, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Szczepankiewicz
Good are you. But not so good as you think. Where have you erred????

SW eps 4?

Szczepankiewicz · 08-28-2003, 06:10 PM

Spanky, Episode 1, Kicking Poopy's Ass!

Toudiyama[NL] · 08-29-2003, 09:36 AM

Hey Spanky, I hope no-one confuses you with Spanky from the WWE ;-), for them that is, if they would try to kick your .....

William · 08-29-2003, 09:45 AM

We are brothers

Spanky my brother,

It's true we have had some problems since we met in the woods on my canoe trip down the Cahluawassie River. I'll never forget my trip through the land of nine fingered people. Your cousin serenaded me with some fine Banjo pickin before we set off. Any way, I felt that your treatment of my friend Thai Bri in the woods was somewhat, oh shall we say, unwarranted. I know he's a fine squealer and all, but come on man, I really didn't need to see that.

And I mean, spiritually speakin'! You and Thai Bri had just been baptized and saved! I guess I'm the only one there who remains unaffiliated! They say that with a thrill-seekin' personality, what goes up must come down. Top of the world one minute, haunted by megrims the next. Yep, it's like your cousin Falcon is a alley cat and his own damn humors're swingin' him by the tail. But don't worry, Spanky; he'll be back on top again. I don't think we've heard the last pickin of Falcon 3624.

I'll let by gones be by gones.

William

William · 08-29-2003, 12:50 PM

Did you just Pooh pooh me?

Well, I hope not, Spanky. You know, if there's one thing I've learned from being in the Martial Arts, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh. I knew an Instructor: got pooh-poohed; made the mistake of ignoring the
pooh-pooh -- he pooh-poohed it. Fatal error, because it turned out all along that the student who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other Instructors, who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs. In the end, we had to disband the whole school -- morale totally destroyed ...by pooh-pooh!

William

Great Sage · 08-29-2003, 05:18 PM

William,

Bug Off, I like Spanky the way he is...

Szczepankiewicz · 08-29-2003, 05:29 PM

Then why in the hell do you always make me dress up?????

Or maybe that's what you meant!

William · 08-29-2003, 08:52 PM

Bug Off, I like Spanky the way he is...

Lighten up Francis.

Spanky is my buddy, my amigo. I was just ribbing him a bit.

Sheesh.

William

Szczepankiewicz · 08-29-2003, 10:38 PM

Well spoke Sgt Hulka!

Can I be the Big Toe?

Easy fellas we're all friends here.

Well, except for Velma, who just doesn't like anyone...

08-25-2003, 11:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
William Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: R.I. Posts: 560	To my Arch nemesis Spanky.... So! You are the typing ace responsible for the spilling of the precious German blood of many of my finest and my blondest friends. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Now I may be packing the kind of tackle that you'd normally expect to find swinging about between the hindlegs of a Grand National winner, but I'm not totally stupid, and I've got the kind of feeling you'd rather I hadn't written you. Look, just because I can give multiple orgasms to the furniture just by sitting on it, doesn't mean that I'm not sick of these damn martial arts forums: the blood, the trolls, the endless poetry. Ah, Spanky. This is indeed an honour. Finally, the two greatest gentleman typists in the world meet. Two men of honour, who have jousted together in the cloud-strewn glory of Defend.net, face to face at last. How often I have rehearsed this moment of destiny in my dreams. The panoply to encapsulate the unspoken nobility of a comradeship. Naw. What a poof. I've always had my doubts about you trenchy-type fellows. Always suspected there might be a bit too much of the battle-dodging, nappy-wearing, I'd-rather-have-a-cup-of-tea-than-charge- stark-naked-at-Royce Gracie about you. But if you're willing to post on Defend.net, then you're all right by me and welcome to marry my sister any day. William (and of course, Blackadder) BTW, ryanhall....Blonde Bri Thai....Blonde Terry.....Blonde Platnum Angel...(well, bleach) Blonde __________________ New England Pekiti-Tirsia Pitbulls Mongrel Combative Arts www.mongrelcombativearts.com All you need is love........and a sharp blade.....a hardwood flat stick......Oh, oh, oh and a Paraordinance lda 14.45 loaded with 230 grain hydra shocks,ranger SXT's or golden sabres

08-26-2003, 12:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109	We are one... We are brothers!

08-26-2003, 01:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lizard Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 985	Princess Bride Quest for the holy grail (monty python) Enter the dragon You quote some strange films. "My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. " I used to love that film! But as for Rodents of unusual sizes. I don't think they exist... __________________ Enemies Strengthen, Allies weaken.

08-29-2003, 09:36 AM	#7 (permalink)
Toudiyama[NL] Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Zaandam, Netherlands Posts: 1,389	Hey Spanky, I hope no-one confuses you with Spanky from the WWE ;-), for them that is, if they would try to kick your ..... __________________

08-29-2003, 09:45 AM	#8 (permalink)
William Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: R.I. Posts: 560	We are brothers Spanky my brother, It's true we have had some problems since we met in the woods on my canoe trip down the Cahluawassie River. I'll never forget my trip through the land of nine fingered people. Your cousin serenaded me with some fine Banjo pickin before we set off. Any way, I felt that your treatment of my friend Thai Bri in the woods was somewhat, oh shall we say, unwarranted. I know he's a fine squealer and all, but come on man, I really didn't need to see that. And I mean, spiritually speakin'! You and Thai Bri had just been baptized and saved! I guess I'm the only one there who remains unaffiliated! They say that with a thrill-seekin' personality, what goes up must come down. Top of the world one minute, haunted by megrims the next. Yep, it's like your cousin Falcon is a alley cat and his own damn humors're swingin' him by the tail. But don't worry, Spanky; he'll be back on top again. I don't think we've heard the last pickin of Falcon 3624. I'll let by gones be by gones. William __________________ New England Pekiti-Tirsia Pitbulls Mongrel Combative Arts www.mongrelcombativearts.com All you need is love........and a sharp blade.....a hardwood flat stick......Oh, oh, oh and a Paraordinance lda 14.45 loaded with 230 grain hydra shocks,ranger SXT's or golden sabres

08-26-2003, 04:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109	Good are you. But not so good as you think. Where have you erred????

08-28-2003, 06:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109	Spanky, Episode 1, Kicking Poopy's Ass!

08-29-2003, 12:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
William Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: R.I. Posts: 560	Did you just Pooh pooh me? Well, I hope not, Spanky. You know, if there's one thing I've learned from being in the Martial Arts, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh. I knew an Instructor: got pooh-poohed; made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh -- he pooh-poohed it. Fatal error, because it turned out all along that the student who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other Instructors, who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs. In the end, we had to disband the whole school -- morale totally destroyed ...by pooh-pooh! William __________________ New England Pekiti-Tirsia Pitbulls Mongrel Combative Arts www.mongrelcombativearts.com All you need is love........and a sharp blade.....a hardwood flat stick......Oh, oh, oh and a Paraordinance lda 14.45 loaded with 230 grain hydra shocks,ranger SXT's or golden sabres

08-29-2003, 05:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
Great Sage Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Nowhere, USA... Posts: 510	William, Bug Off, I like Spanky the way he is... __________________ The sage experiences without abstraction, And accomplishes without action; He accepts the ebb and flow of things, Nurtures them, but does not own them, And lives, but does not dwell.

08-29-2003, 05:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109	Then why in the hell do you always make me dress up????? Or maybe that's what you meant!

08-29-2003, 08:52 PM	#12 (permalink)
William Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: R.I. Posts: 560	Bug Off, I like Spanky the way he is... Lighten up Francis. Spanky is my buddy, my amigo. I was just ribbing him a bit. Sheesh. William __________________ New England Pekiti-Tirsia Pitbulls Mongrel Combative Arts www.mongrelcombativearts.com All you need is love........and a sharp blade.....a hardwood flat stick......Oh, oh, oh and a Paraordinance lda 14.45 loaded with 230 grain hydra shocks,ranger SXT's or golden sabres

08-29-2003, 10:38 PM	#13 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109	Well spoke Sgt Hulka! Can I be the Big Toe? Easy fellas we're all friends here. Well, except for Velma, who just doesn't like anyone...

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