When is the National Bowing Contest.

kevin green · 08-29-2003, 11:56 PM

When are the National Bowing Championships? Since posting on these sites I have been convinced that Bowing is the most important thing about Judo and need some instruction on how to bow. Where is the best place to learn bowing. And does any one know any of the current medalists? Are knee pads mandatory?

And I always thought that tying the knot in your belt right was the most important aspect of martial arts.

kevin green · 08-30-2003, 08:50 PM

With everybody practicing bowing there must be a competition as they are sure to have it down by now. If you have any info please have the Spirits of Judo contact me.

Lizard · 08-31-2003, 01:14 PM

By the power vested in me as the reptilain ambassador to humanity I hereby declare this thread crappy. Kevin Green should remain here to prevent further contamination. Since this place is already tainted, please feel free to dump all your crappy posts and nonsensical thought here.

Hey kevin you should think about becoming a ninja, those guys are so totaly awsome that they chop peoples heads off all the time, often for no reason, without even thinking about it twice. If someone tried to make a ninja squeal they would totaly uppercut them through a wall. Ninjas are so cool they make me want to crap my pants!

Facts:

Ninjas are mammals (except ninjas of the reptilian race such as myself)
Ninjas fight ALL the time
The purpose of being a ninja is to flip out and kill people

Ninjas discovered flipping out just a few thousand years before they discovered spells for flying, sticking to walls and bio-slime. Because of this God gave them dominion over everything totaly sweet (like chopping off heads).

Jack Johnson · 09-06-2003, 11:19 AM

I was in a mcdonalds and a homeless person demanded that I give him the hamburgler figurine that came with my happy meal
when I refused he took out a samurai sword and threatened to chop my head off so I was forced to give it to him I felt shamed degraded and violated I should have bought a big Mac maxi meal but I wanted a toy to play with since I don't have any friends
many homeless people are diabolical ronin who were samurais who having betrayed their masters were chased away to roam the surface of the earth like Quai Chang Cain and swore alliegance to satan in order to have super powers to help them to survive an army of christian ninjas needs to be created in order to fight this terrible threat to good hamburger eating free market democratic christians everywhere

Ben Dover · 09-12-2003, 02:37 PM

I think maybe you guys are possed. Is tit just coinsdunce all THE SPIRIT TALK! this is not even martalartstalk it is noncents. There are crhistans army come to montana. where we can help you .I think maybe the lord directed me here for a raison.I feel a lot of very evil influance in all this spirit talk .I am telling youthat is reel!
do not play around,there are Warnings in BIBLE about spirit worships!

Ben Dover · 09-12-2003, 02:44 PM

is he kidding about bowing contests? kevin at laest got put in his place with his filthey mouth and all.Is he areel persen or made up?how can you ban a fake persen?

Jack Johnson · 09-12-2003, 03:45 PM

Cher monsieur Dover
Est ce que vous existez réelement ou êtes vous le produit d'une imagination trés tordue?
Bavim se hrat se dibalskem.
Winter bei die bergen immer so schön ist.

.....and a drink for all my friends
Chinanski

Lizard · 09-13-2003, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ben Dover
I think maybe the lord directed me here for a raison.

lol. good one kevin...........................I mean "bend over"

Ben Dover · 09-24-2003, 03:05 PM

We keep trying to bow but it is reel hilly here and everybody keeps summer salting down the dang montain.Does it still count?
Maybe if we hold each other from behind oar wood thet look kinda funny?

Lizard · 09-26-2003, 12:36 PM

dude. ur not funny. so stop trying to be wot ur not. srry bout me spellin n stuff but ive been spendin 2 much time on chat rooms. lookin 4 victims... I mean friends

Ben Dover · 09-26-2003, 08:34 PM

Oh and I suppose that you are really a lizard? Why don't you have a name? Are you banned?

Lizard · 09-27-2003, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ben Dover
Oh and I suppose that you are really a lizard? Why don't you have a name? Are you banned?

I am about two meters from nose to tail. I have green scaly skin, yellow eyes and sharp teeth.

So yes I suppose I am a lizard. What's it to you? Why havn't you put what species you are? And what sort of name is Bend over? A joke name!

Nit · 09-27-2003, 10:37 AM

I'm sure there is a guy called Ben Dover who does soft porn films on the fantasy X channel...

Eep! I hope my GF dont read this!

Nit

P.S. I am of course a small invertibrate that sits on the heads of clean people drinking their blood...

GREENTHINKS · 08-11-2004, 10:02 AM

hEY THIS GUYS KIND OF FUNNY!

jubaji · 08-11-2004, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kevin green

I have been convinced that Bowing is the most important thing about Judo and need some instruction on how to bow.

You should be a natural, considering how keen you are to show everyone what an ass you are!

08-29-2003, 11:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
kevin green Novice Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: mpls minnesota Posts: 180	When is the National Bowing Contest. When are the National Bowing Championships? Since posting on these sites I have been convinced that Bowing is the most important thing about Judo and need some instruction on how to bow. Where is the best place to learn bowing. And does any one know any of the current medalists? Are knee pads mandatory? And I always thought that tying the knot in your belt right was the most important aspect of martial arts. Last edited by kevin green; 08-30-2003 at 12:22 AM.

08-30-2003, 08:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
kevin green Novice Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: mpls minnesota Posts: 180	State meet? With everybody practicing bowing there must be a competition as they are sure to have it down by now. If you have any info please have the Spirits of Judo contact me.

08-31-2003, 01:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lizard Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 985	By the power vested in me as the reptilain ambassador to humanity I hereby declare this thread crappy. Kevin Green should remain here to prevent further contamination. Since this place is already tainted, please feel free to dump all your crappy posts and nonsensical thought here. Hey kevin you should think about becoming a ninja, those guys are so totaly awsome that they chop peoples heads off all the time, often for no reason, without even thinking about it twice. If someone tried to make a ninja squeal they would totaly uppercut them through a wall. Ninjas are so cool they make me want to crap my pants! Facts: Ninjas are mammals (except ninjas of the reptilian race such as myself) Ninjas fight ALL the time The purpose of being a ninja is to flip out and kill people Ninjas discovered flipping out just a few thousand years before they discovered spells for flying, sticking to walls and bio-slime. Because of this God gave them dominion over everything totaly sweet (like chopping off heads). __________________ Enemies Strengthen, Allies weaken.

09-12-2003, 03:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
Jack Johnson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 40	The end of days Cher monsieur Dover Est ce que vous existez réelement ou êtes vous le produit d'une imagination trés tordue? Bavim se hrat se dibalskem. Winter bei die bergen immer so schön ist. .....and a drink for all my friends Chinanski

09-24-2003, 03:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ben Dover Guest Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Butte, Montana Posts: 47	We keep trying to bow but it is reel hilly here and everybody keeps summer salting down the dang montain.Does it still count? Maybe if we hold each other from behind oar wood thet look kinda funny? Last edited by Ben Dover; 09-24-2003 at 03:07 PM.

09-06-2003, 11:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
Jack Johnson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 40	I was in a mcdonalds and a homeless person demanded that I give him the hamburgler figurine that came with my happy meal when I refused he took out a samurai sword and threatened to chop my head off so I was forced to give it to him I felt shamed degraded and violated I should have bought a big Mac maxi meal but I wanted a toy to play with since I don't have any friends many homeless people are diabolical ronin who were samurais who having betrayed their masters were chased away to roam the surface of the earth like Quai Chang Cain and swore alliegance to satan in order to have super powers to help them to survive an army of christian ninjas needs to be created in order to fight this terrible threat to good hamburger eating free market democratic christians everywhere

09-12-2003, 02:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ben Dover Guest Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Butte, Montana Posts: 47	I think maybe you guys are possed. Is tit just coinsdunce all THE SPIRIT TALK! this is not even martalartstalk it is noncents. There are crhistans army come to montana. where we can help you .I think maybe the lord directed me here for a raison.I feel a lot of very evil influance in all this spirit talk .I am telling youthat is reel! do not play around,there are Warnings in BIBLE about spirit worships!

09-12-2003, 02:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ben Dover Guest Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Butte, Montana Posts: 47	is he kidding about bowing contests? kevin at laest got put in his place with his filthey mouth and all.Is he areel persen or made up?how can you ban a fake persen?

09-26-2003, 12:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
Lizard Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 985	dude. ur not funny. so stop trying to be wot ur not. srry bout me spellin n stuff but ive been spendin 2 much time on chat rooms. lookin 4 victims... I mean friends __________________ Enemies Strengthen, Allies weaken.

09-26-2003, 08:34 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ben Dover Guest Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Butte, Montana Posts: 47	Oh and I suppose that you are really a lizard? Why don't you have a name? Are you banned?

09-27-2003, 10:37 AM	#13 (permalink)
Nit Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: On the heads of clean people Posts: 239	I'm sure there is a guy called Ben Dover who does soft porn films on the fantasy X channel... Eep! I hope my GF dont read this! Nit P.S. I am of course a small invertibrate that sits on the heads of clean people drinking their blood... __________________ Nit

08-11-2004, 10:02 AM	#14 (permalink)
GREENTHINKS Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 171	hEY THIS GUYS KIND OF FUNNY!

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