Kevin should become a ninja!

Lizard · 09-01-2003, 12:20 PM

Look kevin, just let ninjitsu into your life. I used to get pissed off all the time then I discovered that there was more to life than being bored. I became a ninja. I chop off heads all the time without even thinking twice about it! Once I totaly uppercutted some christian just for opening a window! Ask robert G if you don't beleive me.

It's totaly awsome you even learn how to commit ritual suicide with a frisbee! If this is acheived then everyone will be like "HOLY CRAP!!!"

3 facts about ninjas

Ninjas are mammals (except reptilian ninjas of course)
Ninjas fight ALL the time
The purpose of being a ninja is to flip out and kill peope

Also you wouldn't have to worry about bowing because ninjas LOVE to bow before they kick the crap out of people.

Here is an example of what being a ninja is all about:

Lizard · 09-01-2003, 12:23 PM

Are you ready to change your life for the better? Convert and repent your sins! This is a totaly awsome religeon, you can wail on a guitar hard (harder than the hardest blackest boner alive apparently).

http://www.realultimatepower.net

Toudiyama[NL] · 09-01-2003, 02:05 PM

or better still turkish wrestling suits his gay character

kevin green · 09-01-2003, 02:48 PM

WHAT DO YOU CALL PROSTRATING YOURSELF ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES AND STICKING YOU BUTT UP IN THE AIR? ISN'T THAT WHAT BITCHES DO?

RobertG · 09-01-2003, 02:53 PM

Hey Lizard, can you worship Satan and be a Ninja too? Or do you have to worship Shinto to be a Ninja? Kevin should really try the frisbee sepuku. I'd be like Holy Crap! if he did.

3 facts about Kevin:

Kevin is a douchebag.
Kevin douches all the time.
The purpose of Kevin is to flip out and douche people.

Lizard · 09-01-2003, 02:55 PM

Anyway how about being a ninja? You don't have to bow if you don't want to, just as long as you flip out and destroy stuff. Ninjas are way cooler than christians and it's really fun. Seriously I think it would be good for you.

Lizard · 09-01-2003, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RobertG
Hey Lizard, can you worship Satan and be a Ninja too? Or do you have to worship Shinto to be a Ninja? Kevin should really try the frisbee sepuku. I'd be like Holy Crap! if he did.

3 facts about Kevin:

Kevin is a douchebag.
Kevin douches all the time.
The purpose of Kevin is to flip out and douche people.

You can be a satanic ninja if you want. Ninjitsu and satanism have a lot in common and you can follow both religions. I think they compliment each other:

"Worship satan, bow before him"
"No, I don't want to bow!"
"Then I will flip out and kill you! hahaha!" SLASH! Catch kevin's head in basket

Jack Johnson · 09-06-2003, 08:32 AM

christian ninjitsu you flip out and kill people for christ's sake
I think you can get an e-learning masters degree in this subject from the university of minnesota

......it was a spectacle that could bugger the imagination
William Burroughs

greyfox13 · 09-18-2003, 04:23 PM

**** I HATE THAT GAY ASS WEBSITE ITS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT

RobertG · 09-19-2003, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greyfox13
**** I HATE THAT GAY ASS WEBSITE ITS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT

That is the greatest website ever. You have no idea what you are talking about. And don't talk shit about the ninjas or they will totally flip out.

Kingston · 09-19-2003, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RobertG
.........or they will totally flip out.

lol. That website kicks ass

greyfox13 · 09-20-2003, 12:26 AM

i dont belive this shit im hearing! that is the most ****ed up, gay website ever!!

p.s i love ninja, so shut it

RobertG · 09-20-2003, 02:56 AM

I'll tell you whats gay....pirates. Pirates are totally gay. Therefore ninjas wail on them.

greyfox13 · 09-20-2003, 09:41 AM

ninjas are awesome, but i dont like pirates, pirates suck

View Poll Results: Ninjitsu for kevin
YES it will change his life	4	57.14%
NO, its more fun to make fun of him when is he is an extremist christian	1	14.29%
Buddism is the true path to joy	0	0%
Worship satan!	2	28.57%
Voters: 7. You may not vote on this poll

09-01-2003, 12:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lizard Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 985	Kevin should become a ninja! Look kevin, just let ninjitsu into your life. I used to get pissed off all the time then I discovered that there was more to life than being bored. I became a ninja. I chop off heads all the time without even thinking twice about it! Once I totaly uppercutted some christian just for opening a window! Ask robert G if you don't beleive me. It's totaly awsome you even learn how to commit ritual suicide with a frisbee! If this is acheived then everyone will be like "HOLY CRAP!!!" 3 facts about ninjas Ninjas are mammals (except reptilian ninjas of course) Ninjas fight ALL the time The purpose of being a ninja is to flip out and kill peope Also you wouldn't have to worry about bowing because ninjas LOVE to bow before they kick the crap out of people. Here is an example of what being a ninja is all about: Attached Images __________________ Enemies Strengthen, Allies weaken.

09-01-2003, 12:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lizard Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 985	Are you ready to change your life for the better? Convert and repent your sins! This is a totaly awsome religeon, you can wail on a guitar hard (harder than the hardest blackest boner alive apparently). http://www.realultimatepower.net __________________ Enemies Strengthen, Allies weaken.

09-01-2003, 02:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
Toudiyama[NL] Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Zaandam, Netherlands Posts: 1,391	or better still turkish wrestling suits his gay character __________________

09-01-2003, 02:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
kevin green Novice Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: mpls minnesota Posts: 180	GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS WHAT DO YOU CALL PROSTRATING YOURSELF ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES AND STICKING YOU BUTT UP IN THE AIR? ISN'T THAT WHAT BITCHES DO?

09-01-2003, 02:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
RobertG Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Houston Posts: 369	Hey Lizard, can you worship Satan and be a Ninja too? Or do you have to worship Shinto to be a Ninja? Kevin should really try the frisbee sepuku. I'd be like Holy Crap! if he did. 3 facts about Kevin: Kevin is a douchebag. Kevin douches all the time. The purpose of Kevin is to flip out and douche people.

09-01-2003, 02:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
Lizard Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 985	Anyway how about being a ninja? You don't have to bow if you don't want to, just as long as you flip out and destroy stuff. Ninjas are way cooler than christians and it's really fun. Seriously I think it would be good for you. __________________ Enemies Strengthen, Allies weaken.

09-06-2003, 08:32 AM	#8 (permalink)
Jack Johnson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 40	christian ninjitsu you flip out and kill people for christ's sake I think you can get an e-learning masters degree in this subject from the university of minnesota ......it was a spectacle that could bugger the imagination William Burroughs

09-18-2003, 04:23 PM	#9 (permalink)
greyfox13 Novice Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: toronto Posts: 86	**** I HATE THAT GAY ASS WEBSITE ITS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT

09-20-2003, 12:26 AM	#12 (permalink)
greyfox13 Novice Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: toronto Posts: 86	i dont belive this shit im hearing! that is the most ****ed up, gay website ever!! p.s i love ninja, so shut it

09-20-2003, 02:56 AM	#13 (permalink)
RobertG Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Houston Posts: 369	I'll tell you whats gay....pirates. Pirates are totally gay. Therefore ninjas wail on them.

09-20-2003, 09:41 AM	#14 (permalink)
greyfox13 Novice Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: toronto Posts: 86	ninjas are awesome, but i dont like pirates, pirates suck

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