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Old 09-17-2003, 11:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I'm seeing demons and hearing voices I am surrounded by the flames of hell! I don't want to start killing people again! Can the grace of our lord save me?

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Old 09-17-2003, 03:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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God is dog spelled backwards.

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Bendover, robert G is going to see this and he will use science to totaly disprove the existance of god. He will destroy you with truth and wisdom. You brought this upon yourself.
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He seems to be awol.

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Glory hallelujah praise the lord I iz saveded
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DO NOT CAST YOUR PEARLS BEFORE SWINE.
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If you cast your pearls before them you might get them to bend over and squeal like a pig.
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It said in the sunday paper that swine that weigh under 180 lbs.
are classified as pigs, and that swine over 180 lbs. are classified as hogs. I know there is lots of joke material here so just go ahead and make your up own .

I have to call my old girlfreinds up and see what they weigh!

I wonder if I can use that information as a pick-up line tonight?
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If you're feeling lonely maybe you should invite some of your pigs into your kitchen and drink a bottle of whiskey with them.
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