The Ultimate in Martial Arts

Jack Johnson · 09-17-2003, 11:03 AM

I'm seeing demons and hearing voices I am surrounded by the flames of hell! I don't want to start killing people again! Can the grace of our lord save me?

"you can't kill kill" Charles Manson

Ben Dover · 09-17-2003, 03:29 PM

God is dog spelled backwards.

Lizard · 09-17-2003, 03:40 PM

Bendover, robert G is going to see this and he will use science to totaly disprove the existance of god. He will destroy you with truth and wisdom. You brought this upon yourself.

Ben Dover · 09-17-2003, 03:50 PM

.
He seems to be awol.

Jack Johnson · 09-19-2003, 02:23 PM

Glory hallelujah praise the lord I iz saveded
Ibedee hobedee jobedee dobedee agotee egotee igotee allalala tallalal galalal shalala balala nanana dadadada hahahaha ttatatata babababa bobobo dodododo hohohohohoo fofofofoofofIbedee hobedee jobedee dobedee agotee egotee igotee allalala tallalal galalal shalala balala nanana dadadada hahahaha ttatatata babababa bobobo dodododo hohohohohoo fofofofoofofIbedee hobedee jobedee dobedee agotee egotee igotee allalala tallalal galalal shalala balala nanana dadadada hahahaha ttatatata babababa bobobo dodododo hohohohohoo fofofofoofofIbedee hobedee jobedee dobedee agotee egotee igotee allalala tallalal galalal shalala balala nanana dadadada hahahaha ttatatata babababa bobobo dodododo hohohohohoo fofofofoofofIbedee hobedee jobedee dobedee agotee egotee igotee allalala tallalal galalal shalala balala nanana dadadada hahahaha ttatatata babababa bobobo dodododo hohohohohoo fofofofoofofIbedee hobedee jobedee dobedee agotee egotee igotee allalala tallalal galalal shalala balala nanana dadadada hahahaha ttatatata babababa bobobo dodododo hohohohohoo fofofofoofofIbedee hobedee jobedee dobedee agotee egotee igotee allalala tallalal galalal shalala balala nanana dadadada hahahaha ttatatata babababa bobobo dodododo hohohohohoo fofofofoofofIbedee hobedee jobedee dobedee agotee egotee igotee allalala tallalal galalal shalala balala nanana dadadada hahahaha ttatatata babababa bobobo dodododo hohohohohoo fofofofoofof

"and a drink for all my friends" Charles Bukowski

Ben Dover · 09-20-2003, 10:58 AM

DO NOT CAST YOUR PEARLS BEFORE SWINE.

Jack Johnson · 09-20-2003, 01:48 PM

If you cast your pearls before them you might get them to bend over and squeal like a pig.

Ben Dover · 09-20-2003, 10:14 PM

It said in the sunday paper that swine that weigh under 180 lbs.
are classified as pigs, and that swine over 180 lbs. are classified as hogs. I know there is lots of joke material here so just go ahead and make your up own .

I have to call my old girlfreinds up and see what they weigh!

I wonder if I can use that information as a pick-up line tonight?

Jack Johnson · 09-21-2003, 05:26 PM

If you're feeling lonely maybe you should invite some of your pigs into your kitchen and drink a bottle of whiskey with them.

09-17-2003, 11:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
Jack Johnson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 40 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	save me Ben Dover I iz posessessed I'm seeing demons and hearing voices I am surrounded by the flames of hell! I don't want to start killing people again! Can the grace of our lord save me? "you can't kill kill" Charles Manson

09-17-2003, 03:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ben Dover Guest Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Butte, Montana Posts: 47 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	God is dog spelled backwards. Last edited by Ben Dover; 09-19-2003 at 10:27 PM.

09-17-2003, 03:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lizard Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 985 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Bendover, robert G is going to see this and he will use science to totaly disprove the existance of god. He will destroy you with truth and wisdom. You brought this upon yourself. __________________ Enemies Strengthen, Allies weaken.

09-17-2003, 03:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ben Dover Guest Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Butte, Montana Posts: 47 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	. He seems to be awol. Last edited by Ben Dover; 09-19-2003 at 10:25 PM.

09-21-2003, 05:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
Jack Johnson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 40 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	oink! If you're feeling lonely maybe you should invite some of your pigs into your kitchen and drink a bottle of whiskey with them.

09-19-2003, 02:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jack Johnson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 40 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Glory hallelujah praise the lord I iz saveded Ibedee hobedee jobedee dobedee agotee egotee igotee allalala tallalal galalal shalala balala nanana dadadada hahahaha ttatatata babababa bobobo dodododo hohohohohoo fofofofoofofIbedee hobedee jobedee dobedee agotee egotee igotee allalala tallalal galalal shalala balala nanana dadadada hahahaha ttatatata babababa bobobo dodododo hohohohohoo fofofofoofofIbedee hobedee jobedee dobedee agotee egotee igotee allalala tallalal galalal shalala balala nanana dadadada hahahaha ttatatata babababa bobobo dodododo hohohohohoo fofofofoofofIbedee hobedee jobedee dobedee agotee egotee igotee allalala tallalal galalal shalala balala nanana dadadada hahahaha ttatatata babababa bobobo dodododo hohohohohoo fofofofoofofIbedee hobedee jobedee dobedee agotee egotee igotee allalala tallalal galalal shalala balala nanana dadadada hahahaha ttatatata babababa bobobo dodododo hohohohohoo fofofofoofofIbedee hobedee jobedee dobedee agotee egotee igotee allalala tallalal galalal shalala balala nanana dadadada hahahaha ttatatata babababa bobobo dodododo hohohohohoo fofofofoofofIbedee hobedee jobedee dobedee agotee egotee igotee allalala tallalal galalal shalala balala nanana dadadada hahahaha ttatatata babababa bobobo dodododo hohohohohoo fofofofoofofIbedee hobedee jobedee dobedee agotee egotee igotee allalala tallalal galalal shalala balala nanana dadadada hahahaha ttatatata babababa bobobo dodododo hohohohohoo fofofofoofof "and a drink for all my friends" Charles Bukowski

09-20-2003, 10:58 AM	#6 (permalink)
Ben Dover Guest Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Butte, Montana Posts: 47 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	DO NOT CAST YOUR PEARLS BEFORE SWINE.

09-20-2003, 01:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
Jack Johnson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 40 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	If you cast your pearls before them you might get them to bend over and squeal like a pig.

09-20-2003, 10:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ben Dover Guest Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Butte, Montana Posts: 47 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	It said in the sunday paper that swine that weigh under 180 lbs. are classified as pigs, and that swine over 180 lbs. are classified as hogs. I know there is lots of joke material here so just go ahead and make your up own . I have to call my old girlfreinds up and see what they weigh! I wonder if I can use that information as a pick-up line tonight?

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