ramus

Subject: Resume of George Bush

Past Work Experience

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; the company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

With my father's help and name, I was elected Governor of Texas.

Accomplishments as Governor

I changed pollution laws in favor of the power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American history.

I became U.S. President after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes with the help of major Enron money and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.


Accomplishments as President

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

I entered my office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and have turned every single economic category downward -- all in less than two years.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most resented country in the world, possibly the largest failure of diplomacy in World history.

I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
record.

I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year period.

I am supporting development of a "Tactical Bunker Buster" nuke, a WMD.

I am getting our troops killed, under the lie of Saddam's procurement of Yellow Cake Nuke WMD components, then blaming the lie on our British friends.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. president.

In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president in U.S. history.

I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.

I signed more laws and executive orders effectively amending or ignoring the Constitution than any president in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused to use national reserves as past presidents have done.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I've dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.

I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S. history.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history.

My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I am the first president in U.S. history to have almost all 50 states of the Union simultaneously suffer massive financial crisis.


I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in history.


I am the first president in U.S. history to order a pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community.

I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.


I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in history.

I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Elections Monitoring Board.


I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S. history.

I rendered the entire United Nations viewpoints irrelevant.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
(detainees) and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.


I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.


My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation) presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My political party used the Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the
U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am the first U.S. president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the U.S. than by their immediate neighbor, North Korea.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.


I set an all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated U.S. law by not selling their huge personal investments in corporations bidding for U.S. contracts.

I failed to fulfill my pledge to capture Osama Bin Laden, dead or alive.

I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the U.S. Capitol Building. Even after 18 months I have no leads and no credible suspects.

In the past 18 months following the World Trade Center attack I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.

I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any president in U.S. history.

In a little over two years, I created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided since the Civil War.



Records and References:
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine. My Texas driving record has been erased and is not available.

I was AWOL from the National Guard.

I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into insider trading or bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

Please consider my experience when voting in 2004. ~

Send this to every voter you know.


Annette Nauraine & Peter Squitieri


Protest is Patriotism.

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DOWN WITH GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

platinum_angel

thats why you want to vote for the democrats.............speaking of that i wonder how california's terminator is going to hold up.

i am going to print this out and show it to people mabye i can pound it into their stupid brains.

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platinum_angel

dumb:metsunami
dumber:lizard
dumberer:george bush supporters

congrats ramus

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In order to experience true peace you must first overcome true hardship.
remember the wind, for it flows through all of us.
I like smeg-ma chips.
for all those who i offend............i don't give a shit

Szczepankiewicz

I hate to burst your bubble but this list is a complete fabrication.

ramus

me and Platinum actually agree on something!!!!!!!

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eXcessiveForce

Now we know one thing that Ramus actually knows less about than martial arts


But hey at least he posted something more than 4 words. Even if he had to cut and paste it.

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sanshou2

at least Bush isnt being blackmailed by north korea.

Toudiyama[NL]

Is it really or do you consider anybody slightly left of the republicans ( that's everyone) a commy? and therefore think it is a fabrication

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Szczepankiewicz

Of all the posters on this forum, you're the only Commie Pinko Scumwad Hairball I've flushed out... so far.


There is a website that goes to great lengths to debunk this 'resume'.

Dammit Jim, I'm not a Republican!

In truth, the only thing politicians care about is getting and holding office, then voting the largesse to themselves and their constituant supporters.

sk12879

I'm not a fan of GW either, but this "resume" is obviously bogus from first reading. The link below clears up much of the resume, pointing out which parts are true (little) and which parts are false (much).

http://www.crossbearer.com/resume/The_Truth.pdf

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Louisville, KY

Szczepankiewicz

That's what I was looking for.

Thanks!

Spanky

Lizard

So....... Im not the stupedist person in the world? Whoo hoo!!

But there is no way ramus wrote all that.

"Whats hapkido like?"
"Hapkido is good"
"Hapkido sucks"

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Szczepankiewicz

Thanks.

Liz, fire me an email.

Spanky

Lizard

Fire an email? what? why?

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Szczepankiewicz

Send me an email, and I'll reply with the explanation.