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04-23-2006, 10:09 PM
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Humor, funny stuff, etc..
Share your light hearted LOL good stuff. I could use a laugh. I thought it was time to kick something in the pants for a change...
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04-24-2006, 08:10 AM
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Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all do with a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have started". So this morning I looked around the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished ... and before leaving finished off a bottle of red wine, bottle of white wine, the Baileys,three Bacardi Breezers,the Jack Daniels,the Prozac, some Valium, a big fat roach of some indo, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how good I feel! |
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04-24-2006, 08:17 AM
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1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." 6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" 7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome," said the doc. "Is it common?" "Well, "It's Not Unusual.'" 8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy. 9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. 10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. 11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 12. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel. 13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 14. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?" 15. And finally, there was the woman who sent ten different puns to her friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. |
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04-24-2006, 10:57 AM
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Curves ahead...
Some funny pictures from the E friends....
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.............Wrong way?
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04-24-2006, 11:02 AM
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Yeah they're stupid...
 .............bait?
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04-24-2006, 11:04 AM
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One more...
Shhhhhh........
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04-24-2006, 12:14 PM
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Exactly what we need, an all white A-Team. Shit, that's pretty funny...but not NEARLY as funny as this.
Jesus...this is messed up. ENJOY campers! http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/185174 tell me what you think...   
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