Osama's Valentine

Mike Brewer · 10-18-2007, 01:48 PM

From an e-mail forward that's making the rounds....

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This will bring a tear to your eye,

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the RANGERS could shoot that fucker."

**Hardball** · 10-18-2007, 02:09 PM

Is it true that Bin Landen stands 6'6"? That would make a nice target if it's true. How much is that Bounty now? LOL

Britt · 10-19-2007, 01:21 PM

I looked in Wikipedia to find out his height and got an unexpected laugh. Look at his picture (hurry before they change it):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osama_bin_Laden

Britt · 10-19-2007, 01:25 PM

Aw, nevermind. Too late, they caught it.

**Hardball** · 10-19-2007, 01:27 PM

Brewer should know. I believe he is around 6'6".

10-18-2007, 02:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
Hardball Premiere Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 3,235	Is it true that Bin Landen stands 6'6"? That would make a nice target if it's true. How much is that Bounty now? LOL __________________ The Way of the Warrior is Practice. Daily practice, accumulate practice minute by minute, hour by hour and day by day. {Book of 5 Rings} Mike Brewers 2008 Sit up challenge 30,000/100,000 running balance.(Crunches) Kicks 6,300/100,000

10-19-2007, 01:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
Hardball Premiere Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 3,235	Brewer should know. I believe he is around 6'6". __________________ The Way of the Warrior is Practice. Daily practice, accumulate practice minute by minute, hour by hour and day by day. {Book of 5 Rings} Mike Brewers 2008 Sit up challenge 30,000/100,000 running balance.(Crunches) Kicks 6,300/100,000

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10-19-2007, 01:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
Britt Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 557	I looked in Wikipedia to find out his height and got an unexpected laugh. Look at his picture (hurry before they change it): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osama_bin_Laden

10-19-2007, 01:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
Britt Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 557	Aw, nevermind. Too late, they caught it.

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