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Old 05-03-2008, 09:31 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Man, did I pick wrong...
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Join the CIA and make little tiny bugs!

I still say the Navy ad is the most appealing so far.
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YouTube - Taliban answering machine

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heres george costanzas answering machine.

i imagine that our good friend jubaji the school teacher looks a lot like george costanza, or possibly newman.

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i imagine that our good friend jubaji looks a lot like george costanza, or possibly newman.

I'm sure you imagine a lot of things in your constant, drug-induced stupor.
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I'm gonna start answering my phone like that. "TALIBAN"
Can you say Air Strike?
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Yeah...and since you're a live in, I'd say it's in your best interests to keep that kind of stuff under control, eh?
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Of course, if I'm to be consistent, my own contibution here would have to be some sort of Bruce Lee porn comedy, right? Fair enough:

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Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I tell you this?

Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950's:

1. Teaching Math In 1950's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?

2. Teaching Math In 1960's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100 His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1970's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In 1980's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math I n 1990's

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok. )

6. Teaching Math In 2008

Un hachero vende una carretada de madera por $100. Su costo de produccion es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho el hachero?
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