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Old 05-06-2008, 07:00 PM   #46 (permalink)
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That's a riot... And of course more funny because there is some truth to it.

Didn't think much of the comedian myself but it seems to be your style...
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Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950's:

1. Teaching Math In 1950's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?

2. Teaching Math In 1960's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100 His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1970's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In 1980's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math I n 1990's

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok. )

6. Teaching Math In 2008

Un hachero vende una carretada de madera por $100. Su costo de produccion es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho el hachero?
What about 2028?
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a class C space freighter takes off from lunar station 5 traveling 50000 miles per hour......
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Don't you speak Chinese already bro?
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2028? We will be trading seashells and beads after the meltdown.
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a class C space freighter takes off from lunar station 5 traveling 50000 miles per hour......
Yeah, I was promised cool robots, a personal hovercraft in every home and pills that turn into food when you add water in 10 years, and that was 10 years ago. Now, not only do I not have a hovercraft, but I can't even keep gas in my car.
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Guts or Balls...

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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Now, not only do I not have a hovercraft, but I can't even keep gas in my car.
Being in southern Mo. you're gonna have to trade in that ride, atleast for the gas mileage...

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Being in southern Mo. you're gonna have to trade in that ride, atleast for the gas mileage...

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haha. I'll die before I trade in Molly (my 1989 ford F-150). Thing is as old as I am.

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I'm trying to get AEIOU... to post some SouthPark characters she made at work...

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You asked for it Tant - you just want your buddies to see you in all your SouthPark glory eh?



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I was going to put it up myself but couldn't get it to load... Now THAT's funny!
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