peopleschamp

oh, because grappler obviously means you meant a wing chun practitioner, how about dealing with the issue at hand instead of getting bogged down in semantics - typical troll move .

jubaji

Then that guy was a wuss, or not that interested in hurting you in the first place.

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jubaji

You misrepresented the case. Admit it and move on.

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jubaji

Wrong again. If he had done that, he would not have gotten off as lightly as he did.

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peopleschamp

Okay, your Mr. Invincibility . A indominatable super member of the film actors guild (F.A.G) and I'm sure no one can hurt you. Obviously you would just shrug off a lost finger, nose, etc because you don't feel pain, right Drago. More accurately, your brain is so small that such a thing as having your finger bitten off has no psychological effect on you. You must be like Homer, and guys can beat you all day but you don't fall down, but I'm sure once you get the crayon out of your nose you'll see the folly of your F.A.G ways. - rabbit ears behind your head.

peopleschamp

The part of the black knight played by jubaji - what a tough bastard.

"BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
ARTHUR:
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Then you shall die.
ARTHUR:
I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT:
I move for no man.
ARTHUR:
So be it!
ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]

ARTHUR:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT:
No, it isn't.
ARTHUR:
Well, what's that, then?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I've had worse.
ARTHUR:
You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]

ARTHUR:
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
BLACK KNIGHT:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Have at you!
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Yes, I have.
ARTHUR:
Look!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
ARTHUR:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT:
Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR:
You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come here!
ARTHUR:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I'm invincible!
ARTHUR:
You're a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT:
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR:
Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off! "

Python

LMAO...Funny Stuff!!

jubaji

You got it all wrong. Having your finger bitten off does hurt, and it does have a psychological effect. Just not the one you are thinking of. (counting on?)

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peopleschamp

Said the little lady with ten fingers. Yes, yes, I know - "'Tis but a scratch."

jubaji

The doctors stitched it up nicely. Its the same finger I'm pointing at you right now.

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peopleschamp

awww! is suzie q mad. I'm going to encrypt this post with a program that will isolate jubaji's expression upon reading my last couple of posts and then regenerate that facial expression at the bottom of the post in a simplified smiley emoticon (I know it's amazing stuff). Here goes -

jubaji

That was a lot of typing for such a lame joke.

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peopleschamp

lol, Much like your mom said when you were born, "they can't all be winners."

jubaji

You might want to take a break with the comedy. You're embarrassing yourself.

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peopleschamp

Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.