swisscom

Leave moms out of this, we're too old for that.

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jubaji

Getting worse and worse...

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swisscom

I actually laughed at that one.

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peopleschamp

The person that doesn't find "Family Guy" funny has no sense of humor - that was one of Peter crank calling someone.

Hey Jubaji, make like Siamese twins and split ... and then one of you die. [peter insulting someone]

Freedom

Empty heads have long tounges, guys. If you put as much effort into training as you did being wankers then you would be very skilled martial artists. Give it a rest or get to France. No one wants to hear your shite jokes. Let me guess you're all 45 year old vigins who live at home with your mothers, and your cats. You were bullied at school and wanted to be like BL so you started learning MA's. You're pathetic.

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peopleschamp

Said the "wanker" (geez you didn't even hide your phallic obsession with that one) who can't spell tongue or do you seriously think we have "long tounges" (another part of your phallic obsession shining through). Hey stupid this is a forum - a place of discussion yes, but doesn't have to be all business now does it. Save your dime store psychological impressions for Charlie Brown and the rest of the gang. I don't get laid as often as I'd like, but let's face it your mom's a giver and I cherish our time together. I am no where near 45 and I practice my ma skills two hours a day, 7 days a week (unless I have an injury, tweaked my shoulder if you must know). Don't like this thread, then don't read it or contribute something yourself that is constructive instead of getting your panties in bunch, alright there Betty Sue.

jubaji

Wow, what an interesting point of view.



On the other hand...

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Freedom

You're right. I'm sorry...

Expecting another rant weren't you?

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Blue Wave Gym

as you requested. me and my boss (another bouncer) threw (and I mean threw) a mexican guy out of a bar, instead of going home he took off his belt(which had many air holes due to the design which made it more like a lasso) which was attached to a giant and I mean giant rodeo style buckle and started swinging it in a 360 motion at head level to keep us at bey.Every time either my boss or me tried to advance on the guy the buckle would miss our noses by a cm.This guy was so good with the belt he must have been from the rodeo(cause he sure was dressed klike it). Every time I'd try to shoot in and tackle him, I tried to numerous times(remember I had 0 grappeling training at that point) the buckle would miss my nose by a cm forcing me to retreat.I had no teloscopic baton or flashlight(I left the flash light in the bar, just goes to show you when you need a weapon in real life it will never be there) to block the buckle as it came at me or I probably would have done so.Finally my boss(who had had enought of this b.s. at this point and had mace and a telescopic baton) decide to mace the guy, the only problem was at the very same time he was macing the guy i was shooting in to tackle the guy and I got maced as well as mr. rodeo.The guy didn't like the mace by the growling he was doing, my boss slammed him on the concrete and angrily snatched the belt away from him.I was so mad at the guy I was ready to stomp him into the ground for all the trouble he caused but my boss calmed me down.
P.S.If you like this story I'll tell you about an altercation with 20 angry bar patrons(all related) that had lots of flying chairs and resulted in me getting fired for hitting a customer in the head.Or what about the raging ex-boyfriend with veins standing out all over his body that wanted to see his ex-girfriend who was a bar waitress that had a restraining order against him,and wouldn't take no for an answer(I sucker punched him in the nuts )

Python

Hey Blue Wave,

After you and your boss threw out the mexican, why didn't you just turn around and go back inside?? Why stay outside and fight when your job was already done? If he comes back in, throw him out again and call the police.
Just askin'.

Tom Yum

You are a character.

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Blue Wave Gym

we were going back inside the bar, he advanced on us so we had to react,also many times when you throw someone out of a bar the person refuses to leave the premisis and starts fights with other customers that are coming out of the bar(this happened frequently) or trys to reenter the bar,basically if a guy isn't off the property he's still a problem for the bar and could and often did start trouble with people in the parking lot or vandalize the bar's property.1 drunk and angry guy informed me that he was a blackbelt in tkd and did a crescent kick in the air with sandals on(I was a purplebelt in tkd and a kickboxer at the time) after we threw him out he wouldn't leave the property and started a fight with a small black woman who proceeded to beat him on the head with her high heeled shoes LOL

Garland

Do not, I repeat do NOT **** with big mamma.
She'll break her foot off in yo ass.


Seriously, being clobbered with heels hurts. But...I guess it's what I get for doing my lobster impression at parties. Pinchy pinchy....
come here chicka....pinchy pinchy....

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