DickHardman

id take me chance with the jury over getting pile driven into the hood of a car, or letting some crackhead whos intentions are unknown to me overpower me so he can do whatever it is he is trying on me. plus, prison wont be bad as long as its not a real hardcore one. as long as i dont have to hang out with tossed salad man, it wont be too bad. in fact, i could use a vacation. i wouldnt mind just getting to spend a few months, or even a year or two just hanging out and playing cards, lifting weights, watching TV, smoking weed, eating good food, .......i mean its really no different than what i do normally except that i wont have to pay any rent, worry about what to wear, wont have to pay for gas or drive around in traffic, or go to work in construction every morning.

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TTEscrima

Too much TV, stabbing someone bent on picking you up and slamming you won't stop you from getting slammed, except on TV.

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DickHardman

are you serious?? are you in denial or something? if some dude was about to pile drive me in to the hood of a car and i deployed the urban dart and turn him into a human popsicle stick, you dont think he is going to release his hold??? you are so confident of this that you claim its a rarity that can only be reproduced on TV???

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TTEscrima

Yeah, I'm dead serious, people continue to function after being shot, blown up, stabbed with swords and hit by cars, you obviously base your expectations on TV as opposed to experience. Talk to any emergency room staff or combat vet and they'll tell you people can and do continue to fight after receiving astounding injuries even injuries that they died of later. Most likely the person won't even know you stabbed them until after they slam you through your windshield.

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DickHardman

oh well then we shouldnt carry any weapons at all, since they are completely ineffective against humans beings. cops may as well throw their weapons away too since people have been known to survive and function after being stabbed, shot, blown up, etc....

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TTEscrima

Do you just like to be obstinate or are you really this dense? A slam will take less than a second to execute, even a stab to the heart won't stop someone in that time frame. Tools have places and uses, understanding these is essential to their proper use, without the proper training you're in more danger from carrying it than without, your false sense of security and lack of understanding will get you killed.

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DickHardman

most guys instinctively try to cover their genitals if you even pretend like your going to hit them or grab them in that spot, and you still want to act like shoving a 5 inch spike straight into someones sack has absolutely no chance of getting them to let go of you, or distract them enough to escape a life altering/fatal injury???? i dont buy that. you sound like one of those self defense dudes who buys into his own crap so much that he believes no attacker can be beaten or no self defense situation can be overcome unless a very strict protocol, the one he adheres to/advocates, is followed by everyone.

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TTEscrima

Now I understand, you plan on bluffing your way through the fight like you do your posting. Being full of shit all the time might be comforting to you and amusing to the rest of us but it won't pass for self defense on the street or in court.

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DickHardman

id rather stab someone trying to harm me and go to court much more than id prefer taking Triple H's pedigree on top of a car in a Dennys parking lot and going to intensive care. thats just me though, im considered to be a deviant, so do what you want.

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DickHardman

yeah, im that one guy that people like to always describe as "larger than life". im just one of those unforgettable people that you can tell is a just a bit cooler than the average person right off the bat. people also usually take one look at me and think to themselves " something tells me that when that guy is around, everything going to be ok". for example, everyone agreed on another thread that if i were to be compared to movie characters, id be jeff goldblum in independence day or robert deniro in casino. im not trying to be arrogant or anything, im just one of those people and thats that.

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TTEscrima

You'll get no argument from me on that point.

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DickHardman

yeah, also look at this one picture of me holding a beer.....

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Garland

Wow there Johnny Blaze, simmer down now. lol. I can just imagine your big black ass stoned as shit trying to shank some poor highschool teacher with that magazine ordered ninja spike. And although the image brings tears of laughter to my eyes...I don't think it's a very good idea for your sake, unless of course you LIKE being Bubba's bunk mate on C-Block.

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TTEscrima

Well no wonder you're afraid of school teachers slamming you, a few more skittles and beers and they won't be able to lift you off the ground, problem solved.

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Tant01

What a riot...

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"In all countries where personal freedom is valued, however much each individual may rely on legal redress, the right of each to carry arms - and these the best and the sharpest - for his own protection in case of extremity, is a right of nature indelible and irrepressible, and the more it is sought to be repressed the more it will recur."

James Paterson

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