true stories.

treelizard · 05-12-2007, 04:05 AM

Anybody got any good SD stories lately?? I wanna read!!

My most recent was today. I was parking my car at Circle K when I noticed some weirdo in the parking lot who looked really weird and was obviously waiting for me to get out of my vehicle. So I didn't. He started laughing as I backed up my car to leave. I went to a different Circle K.

My stories are boring like this so I would like to hear someone else's!

Garland · 05-12-2007, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by treelizard

Anybody got any good SD stories lately?? I wanna read!!

My most recent was today. I was parking my car at Circle K when I noticed some weirdo in the parking lot who looked really weird and was obviously waiting for me to get out of my vehicle. So I didn't. He started laughing as I backed up my car to leave. I went to a different Circle K.

My stories are boring like this so I would like to hear someone else's!

I'm currently grappling with the concept of life having meaning. ...does that count?

darrianation · 05-12-2007, 11:06 AM

They should all be boring if you are doing things right.

Garland · 05-12-2007, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by darrianation

They should all be boring if you are doing things right.

This one time, somebody looked at me funny.

Perhaps that's because they thought I looked funny.

treelizard · 05-12-2007, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by darrianation

They should all be boring if you are doing things right.

Easy to say when you have all the best stories!

WildWest. · 05-12-2007, 10:18 PM

Teelizard> You demonstrated good self awareness and self protection. Good self defence doesn't ncessarily come from bashing someone who attacks you, it comes from avoiding the potential attaker in the first place.

Garland · 05-12-2007, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by WildWest.

Teelizard> You demonstrated good self awareness and self protection. Good self defence doesn't ncessarily come from bashing someone who attacks you, it comes from avoiding the potential attaker in the first place.

Best self defense comes with disarming or disuading an attacker soley by self. By being. Simple presence.

treelizard · 05-12-2007, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Garland

Best self defense comes with disarming or disuading an attacker soley by self. By being. Simple presence.

Yeah, I love people like that. Just being around them you feel safer. It helps if they're armed, too.

C'mon, someone has to have done something dumb and have a story.

lorenzodamarith · 05-13-2007, 01:58 AM

hello,

today, watched a potato. it just sat there, mockingly, arrogantly. it looked shifty. figured if it did attack, readiness would be in order. patient was the potato. it was very disciplined, not goaded by such an obvious attempt to catch it in the act.

then got hungry and put in in some soup for dinner.

quite tasty was the potato.

"the best defense is a good entree!!"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

thanks.

Albert · 06-04-2007, 10:35 PM

Ill go start some street fightz this weekend so i can tell some stories.

Garland · 06-05-2007, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Albert

Ill go start some street fightz this weekend so i can tell some stories.

remember to wear good running shoes.

Albert · 06-05-2007, 03:37 AM

Ill be wearing bootz.

Albert · 06-05-2007, 03:52 AM

OK, so i got a story.. Today, i walked out in my backyard, and this fool waz givin me lookz, so i waz like wutz up bitch you wanna go, and he didnt say anything, just kept staring at me, so i waz just like, yo, and then i beat the crap outta him, and he didnt even get a shot in on me, cuz he had no arms, but still.
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treelizard · 06-05-2007, 06:32 AM

I got hit with a drive-by water balloon the other day. I did see a car full of giggling girls, but I figured they were just staring at one of the two folks who was walking me to my car. He's quite a looker. Anyway I was surprised at first and it actually kinda hurt a bit, but then it actually felt really really good. My friends thought I was strange when I told them this and said that if they were me they'd be quiet. Still, I guess I need to work on situational awareness, haha. I found out one of my friends got hit with a drive by paintball once, and that made me feel a little better.

osopardo · 06-05-2007, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by treelizard

C'mon, someone has to have done something dumb and have a story.

Understand first of all that I'm really just a big gentle loveable fuzzball with more patience than a Buddha. I really try to see the other person's side of the story in any altercation and it takes a blatant willful act of evil to anger me.

Well, some time back some lady rear-ended me at a traffic light. I came out of my car to see the damage and talk to her and make sure she wasn't hurt and she jumps out through the passenger side, putting her car between us, and she starts yelling at me; "It was an accident! Calm down! Back off or I'l spray you!" I guess the expression on my face was more scary than concerned...

Wow! now that's "presence"!

05-12-2007, 04:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
treelizard Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: the desert Posts: 3,442 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	true stories. Anybody got any good SD stories lately?? I wanna read!! My most recent was today. I was parking my car at Circle K when I noticed some weirdo in the parking lot who looked really weird and was obviously waiting for me to get out of my vehicle. So I didn't. He started laughing as I backed up my car to leave. I went to a different Circle K. My stories are boring like this so I would like to hear someone else's! __________________ http://www.dirttime.org http://morewomeninmma.blogspot.com

05-12-2007, 11:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
darrianation Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,161 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	They should all be boring if you are doing things right. __________________ The law of tyranny: 1. Any power that can be abused will be abused 2. Abuse always expands to fill the limits of resistance to it. 3. If people don't resist the abuses of others, they will have no one to resist the abuses of themselves, and tyranny will prevail. Welcome to the Socialist States of Amerika . Coming soon Jan 20th 2009!

05-12-2007, 10:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
WildWest. Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: NZ Posts: 459 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Teelizard> You demonstrated good self awareness and self protection. Good self defence doesn't ncessarily come from bashing someone who attacks you, it comes from avoiding the potential attaker in the first place. __________________ "Too much weights, not enough speed work"

06-04-2007, 10:35 PM	#10 (permalink)
Albert Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 74 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ill go start some street fightz this weekend so i can tell some stories. __________________ Chuck Norris never goes to the bathroom. The bathroom comes to him!! -Mr. Arieson

06-05-2007, 03:37 AM	#12 (permalink)
Albert Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 74 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ill be wearing bootz. __________________ Chuck Norris never goes to the bathroom. The bathroom comes to him!! -Mr. Arieson

05-13-2007, 01:58 AM	#9 (permalink)
lorenzodamarith Registered User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 365 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	hello, today, watched a potato. it just sat there, mockingly, arrogantly. it looked shifty. figured if it did attack, readiness would be in order. patient was the potato. it was very disciplined, not goaded by such an obvious attempt to catch it in the act. then got hungry and put in in some soup for dinner. quite tasty was the potato. "the best defense is a good entree!!" hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! thanks.

06-05-2007, 03:52 AM	#13 (permalink)
Albert Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 74 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	OK, so i got a story.. Today, i walked out in my backyard, and this fool waz givin me lookz, so i waz like wutz up bitch you wanna go, and he didnt say anything, just kept staring at me, so i waz just like, yo, and then i beat the crap outta him, and he didnt even get a shot in on me, cuz he had no arms, but still. __________________ Chuck Norris never goes to the bathroom. The bathroom comes to him!! -Mr. Arieson

06-05-2007, 06:32 AM	#14 (permalink)
treelizard Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: the desert Posts: 3,442 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I got hit with a drive-by water balloon the other day. I did see a car full of giggling girls, but I figured they were just staring at one of the two folks who was walking me to my car. He's quite a looker. Anyway I was surprised at first and it actually kinda hurt a bit, but then it actually felt really really good. My friends thought I was strange when I told them this and said that if they were me they'd be quiet. Still, I guess I need to work on situational awareness, haha. I found out one of my friends got hit with a drive by paintball once, and that made me feel a little better. __________________ http://www.dirttime.org http://morewomeninmma.blogspot.com

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