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Old 12-18-2003, 12:37 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Got a 105 pound 5'4" girl she's 17 so girl is all right. Looks like a strong wind would take her down the street. She can deadlift 225 pounds cold. In clunky platform shoes or barefoot. Doesn't matter. For you other guys I don't care what you believe. Oh, you don't believe I'm Chinese. I get my eyes fixed to make you right. Feel better now? Strength from weights is important to girls or women. They are always fighting up. Up from ground or up against bigger man. Most important is feeling they get from being strong. Confidence. Doesn't take years at all. Months maybe 3 at the most. Takes you guys longer because you do it wrong. Try 3 sets of 3 reps. Rest 3 - 5 minutes between sets. No other lifting. Try learning from power lifters. Not body builders you dorks. Any one of them would kill you Ju. No contest. Not a whole class full of them either. About 20 over last 5 years. You guys are so funny. Something said you don't agree with and you attack person. Says it all about you. No confidence. No martial skill. Typewriter Boxers
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Its the internet, Juba. We could be talking to a sock puppet for all we know. An angry chinese sock puppet...
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you wouldn't last 5 seconds with 1 of my Killer Queens. They stab you in the balls and bite your throat out while ripping your eyes. No contest.
If you pay for the trip i will go down where you teach and fight your Killer Queens . We could even video tape it and post it here on this forum! What do you think?
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if you fight her (o)(o) 'killer queens', definitely get it on video. Spanky, how many beers in that cooler again??

Remember to work north-south from multiple angles, and the lower body key-lock from the guard!!
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We could even video tape it and post it here on this forum! What do you think?
Posting pictures on this forum is a legit often-used technique to illustrate a point, unless you're just full of sh*t. And digital photography is extremely easy to do nowadays. Take a few pictures with any camera, have them give you jpegs on a disc when you have them developed, upload them into your computer, voila!

When retired broke his leg, did he just talk about it? When Damian wanted to show us pictures of his match in Thailand, did he just describe it verbally? When c0bra wanted us to see how "phat" he was, did he just leave it to our imagination?

C'mon, Gong Sau, put up or shut up.

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You get a bigger cup to beg spare change with Strepto. Then you pay your own way. We bag you up nice with ribbons to ship home. No charge. What are you babbling on about O? You're a computer geek? I thought you were just a twat. You smell stink? Wash your face and it will go away.

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Put up or shut up, geek. So far you've shown nothing but an ability to plagiarize.
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You shut up O. You're no help. Post bunches of computer talk only geek can understand. Why should I bother with jpigs pictures and stuff? Who are you?
No one. Just words on a computer screen just like everyone else. World doesn't change or care because you believe a certain way.

Want pics? I look for a picture of a monkey eating a banana and playing with its own poop to post. HA!!! Then you know how you look to me. You put up your stuff big computer guy. Show us you're not a monkey playing on a computer. You're just like crazy SPM Lum Sang Pai guys. Always saying give us proof. When they have proof they say it's not real. Stupid game and I'm not playing it.

There, I used paragraphs and a comma. HA!!!
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Hmmmmm ... between 12 and 15 years old I guess...
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Put up or shut up, geek.
You can't even do what you say others must do. What's the problem? No jpigs pics of the Great osopardo to show? Where's the proofs that you're NOT what I say you are? If you can't make the grade, you have no right to say others should. HA!!!

Nothing to say about women's defense thread? Then SHUT UP. I'm going to ignore you just like other Pee-Pee Heads. You ruin a good topic with your posts. You're no help. Just a computer geek show off.
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