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Old 12-13-2006, 10:56 AM   #1 (permalink)
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You're in an elevator a guy has just folled you in and is doing somethiung (use you imagination) and is making noises. What would you do. tih is a story I heard recently.If it was me and I had a cup of hot coffe I'd throw it in his eyes or better on somewhere lower and he'd remember me for a while.
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Ok, so a girl walks into the elevator and a guy goes in at the same time, he makes weird noises so the girl throws coffee in his face


ummmmmmm.... you could have explained that much better

ummmm....... I would hope if I was to be in an elevator with a girl and clearing my throat or singing a song that she would not brutally attack me....lol

yeah, that under the lawsystem is called "assault"
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he was playing with himself and making sexual noises
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well, aside from be really disgusted and offended...

as long as he kept to himself, i'm not sure there's a right to do anything. I'd probably hit the button for the next floor and find myself another elevator - or the stairs.

now, if he didn't keep to himself, that would be another story entirely.
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You're in an elevator a guy has just folled you in and is doing somethiung (use you imagination) and is making noises. What would you do. tih is a story I heard recently.If it was me and I had a cup of hot coffe I'd throw it in his eyes or better on somewhere lower and he'd remember me for a while.
what noises inparticular?
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ummmmmm....lol

yeah, good question, what would the law say under the circumstances of assaulting a guy who was masturbating next to you in the elevator,

ummmm.... if It was me.... I would like ........ you know... I don't know
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that is the problem, isn't it?

I'm pretty sure you couldn't term it self-defense... but... yuck.
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I'm pretty sure you couldn't term it self-defense.
I'm thinking self-offense on the man's part.
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Probably pointing and laughing, maybe digging for glasses would be most sufficient ;D You can always throw up later, in private...

(or introduce yourself: "Hi, my name is Lorena Bobbit...")
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(or introduce yourself: "Hi, my name is Lorena Bobbit...")
OOooo, i LIKE that one!!!
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