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Old 08-09-2007, 03:20 AM   #31 (permalink)
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No! Really!

I even just moved into my first 1 bedroom apartment, where I can't even dump the responsibility off on my roomies!

(Though, I will admit, I cheated in regards to cleaning and bought a Roomba)

PS I can't answer the purse question because I don't carry one. I carry a wallet in my pocket instead.
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No! Really!

I even just moved into my first 1 bedroom apartment, where I can't even dump the responsibility off on my roomies!

(Though, I will admit, I cheated in regards to cleaning and bought a Roomba)

PS I can't answer the purse question because I don't carry one. I carry a wallet in my pocket instead.
Ah the roomba. Sit on the couch, drinkin' sweet tea in your skivies while the lil robot vacuums away. Can you toss a crumb on the floor and get it to drive over there and pick it up? lol
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Ah the roomba. Sit on the couch, drinkin' sweet tea in your skivies while the lil robot vacuums away. Can you toss a crumb on the floor and get it to drive over there and pick it up? lol
That's what you use a dog or chickens for, but you got those, the Roomba will die the first day ingesting too much hair...

What would you do......


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I would come up with a new question!

What would you do if you had to choose between watching an hour of TV evangalism (or infomercials, if those are worse in your book) or going to a three hour lecture on botany?
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I would come up with a new question!

What would you do if you had to choose between watching an hour of TV evangalism (or infomercials, if those are worse in your book) or going to a three hour lecture on botany?
Botany....but that's my job.


What would you do: Buy milk at the grocery store, too expensive and only soso or from the dairy, much better, even in price though an extra trip down the road (and it's hot...)
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I would come up with a new question!

What would you do if you had to choose between watching an hour of TV evangalism (or infomercials, if those are worse in your book) or going to a three hour lecture on botany?
Botany lecture. I think being able to grow your own produce is a good thing and more entertaining (let's hope Dick Hardman doesn't find this thread)
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That's what you use a dog or chickens for, but you got those, the Roomba will die the first day ingesting too much hair...
The dog might eat the chickens.
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what would you do






































if I sang out of tune?

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if I sang out of tune?

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I'd listen to see if you were consistently sharp or consistently flat and try to match you, so we could be in tune. If that didn't work, I'd just pat you on the back while you were singing and smile...


What would you do if you saw a child screaming & crying at the top of his/her lungs in total fear and shock as an adult (who seems cool and calm) walks out the door of a store and into a parking lot, dragging said child by the forearm?
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I've done both. Thank the Lawd my botany professor had a good sense of humor. The first day of lectures he announced (and I swear I'm not making this up); "Please confirm that you're in the correct lecture hall. This is Botany 101, not Horticulture. Horticulture lectures are on Tuesdays and Thursdays. To those of you who may be thinking of leaving, keep in mind; you can take a horticulture, but you can't make her think." It was like that for the rest of the term. He kept us entertained and engaged with his infamous 1-liners and stories about his travels. I didn't realize until much later how important he was in his field.
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I've done both. Thank the Lawd my botany professor had a good sense of humor. The first day of lectures he announced (and I swear I'm not making this up); "Please confirm that you're in the correct lecture hall. This is Botany 101, not Horticulture. Horticulture lectures are on Tuesdays and Thursdays. To those of you who may be thinking of leaving, keep in mind; you can take a horticulture, but you can't make her think." It was like that for the rest of the term. He kept us entertained and engaged with his infamous 1-liners and stories about his travels. I didn't realize until much later how important he was in his field.
Oso, you are indeed a wise-ole bear.
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What would you do if....


Tom Yum invited you over for coffee....
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I would see if he was also serving pastries!

What would you do if you were given a chance to compete professionally, but it would mean being away from your family/home/etc for a year?
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I would see if he was also serving pastries!

What would you do if you were given a chance to compete professionally, but it would mean being away from your family/home/etc for a year?

What? for a year?! SIGN ME UP!!!!

If Tom Yum served up pastries with coffee...
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What? for a year?! SIGN ME UP!!!!

If Tom Yum served up pastries with coffee...
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