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Old 08-25-2007, 01:50 AM   #61 (permalink)
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i would fornicate with the salt shaker.
...in a public place and get yourself arrested for indecent exposure and disturbing the peace?
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Old 08-25-2007, 01:27 PM   #62 (permalink)
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...in a public place and get yourself arrested for indecent exposure and disturbing the peace?
well, we all hit rock bottom sometime.....
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Salt?! Doesn't sound nice... apple pie...hmmm, maybe...
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LOL!!! What would you do if...


you found Tom Yum in a ditch?
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you found Tom Yum in a ditch?
I'd be sad! He is a nice guy.

What would you do if Tom Yum didn't want to leave a ditch and you were trying to pull him out of it?
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Dead or alive?
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:12 PM   #68 (permalink)
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you dont wanna know....
You are a sick bastard. lol

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Fill it with dirt hahahaha

Nah man, I'd give him a hand and a cup of tea
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Nah man, I'd give him a hand and a cup of tea
Now that's just plain evil....







PS - what kind of tea?
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Nah man, I'd give him a hand and a cup of tea
you would give him hand??
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you would give him hand??
hand > paw > hoof > claw....so I suppose I should feel fortunate?
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so I suppose I should feel fortunate?
yeah, if you feel that getting wacked off in the bottom of a ditch by redrum is good fortune.


whatever you do though, just dont try to tap another guys shoe when you are in the public bathroom, you could get busted by an undercover cop waiting for someone to solicit sex to him like that one republican senator who just got busted in a gay toilet sex sting.

he had a good excuse though:

"When the police interviewed him later, the senator said that "he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom" and that was why his foot may have touched the officer's, the report said."



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yeah, if you feel that getting wacked off in the bottom of a ditch by redrum is good fortune.
Nice to know you think about these things, Dick!

I was making a joke about the usefulness of different grips for getting out of the ditch and here you go making a reference about your own personal preferences...lol
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