MT: What would you do if... (a kind of game) - Page 6

DickHardman · 08-30-2007, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Yum

I was making a joke about the usefulness of different grips...

yeah me too man.

Ahsen · 09-01-2007, 05:56 PM

you guys crack me up !!!!!

Garland · 09-02-2007, 12:07 AM

If somebody has a problem and was following me, and I thought they intended to do physical harm upon my person...I'd call a friend, let them know where I am and I might need their help, put them on speaker phone...and then confront the person calmly, all the while palming a weapon. I'm a firm believer that most people are inherently decent human beings, and most situations can be resolved without resorting to violence.

If, however, it goes poorly, the guy's going missing. Put him in the trunk, call a friend, tell him to bring a circular saw, and some black trash bags.

Take him to someplace with a shower, hang him by the ankles and slash the throat all the way back, so that most of the blood will come out at once. For the rest, work the arms like pumps.

Take a smoke break. Throw on some classical music or some vintage madonna (the newer shit sucks), or some aqua or venga boys...
Go back into the bathroom, start working on the limbs, disassembling them at the joints, cutting away sinew like tendons and ligaments...and then gift wrapping them in the plastic bags after spraying the pieces down with mace or pepper spray. Carve off the finger tips, and break the teeth with a hammer. To make identifying the body a little more difficult.

Then start dropping the bags off in dumpsters all around town, or burying them in different remote locations, far enough off any hiking trails and deep enough that animals won't try to dig them up...the mace or pepper spray should also help throw the scent.

...
thank the rap music and CSI. jesus.

that was sick...I'm sorry.

Garland · 09-02-2007, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Yum

You are a sick bastard. lol

Awaiting Garland's response...

...I'd probably ask what the hell you were doing in a ditch.

...

...I mean...really?

what type of sick **** do you people take me for.

Garland · 09-02-2007, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DickHardman

he had a good excuse though:

"When the police interviewed him later, the senator said that "he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom" and that was why his foot may have touched the officer's, the report said."

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/20...nt_6623672.htm

Yeah, sorry officer, I have a wide stance when I pee. If I didn't, my old knees would buckle under the tremendous girth of my man muscle. Want to make out?

Tom Yum · 09-02-2007, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garland

...I mean...really?

what type of sick **** do you people take me for.

A frikkin' hillarious one.

GranFire · 09-02-2007, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garland

If somebody has a problem and was following me, and I thought they intended to do physical harm upon my person...I'd call a friend, let them know where I am and I might need their help, put them on speaker phone...and then confront the person calmly, all the while palming a weapon. I'm a firm believer that most people are inherently decent human beings, and most situations can be resolved without resorting to violence.

If, however, it goes poorly, the guy's going missing. Put him in the trunk, call a friend, tell him to bring a circular saw, and some black trash bags.

Take him to someplace with a shower, hang him by the ankles and slash the throat all the way back, so that most of the blood will come out at once. For the rest, work the arms like pumps.

Take a smoke break. Throw on some classical music or some vintage madonna (the newer shit sucks), or some aqua or venga boys...
Go back into the bathroom, start working on the limbs, disassembling them at the joints, cutting away sinew like tendons and ligaments...and then gift wrapping them in the plastic bags after spraying the pieces down with mace or pepper spray. Carve off the finger tips, and break the teeth with a hammer. To make identifying the body a little more difficult.

Then start dropping the bags off in dumpsters all around town, or burying them in different remote locations, far enough off any hiking trails and deep enough that animals won't try to dig them up...the mace or pepper spray should also help throw the scent.

...
thank the rap music and CSI. jesus.

that was sick...I'm sorry.

You have given this a lot of thought....

Little Apple · 09-10-2007, 10:32 AM

Man, leave you guys alone for a couple weeks and look what happens.

Red Rum · 09-12-2007, 10:57 AM

What would you do if.... Granfire and Little Apple made out!

Little Apple · 09-12-2007, 01:37 PM

I would take what ever I drank in for chemical testing. I'm sure Granfire is a wonderful woman, I just don't swing that way, so us making out would make me suspicious.

GranFire · 09-12-2007, 02:34 PM

ROFLMAO!!!

Only in a sparring match....

Besides...I got a date for the prom...

Red Rum · 09-13-2007, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GranFire

ROFLMAO!!!

Only in a sparring match....

Besides...I got a date for the prom...

You're taking me to the prom...? Or is it a girl?

Red Rum · 09-13-2007, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Apple

I would take what ever I drank in for chemical testing..

For mass production??

GranFire · 09-13-2007, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Rum

You're taking me to the prom...? Or is it a girl?

I though we had a date!

I don't do the girl/girl thing either...

Red Rum · 09-13-2007, 09:13 AM

Really? We have a date? Woohoo!!
Itd be my first...

09-01-2007, 05:56 PM	#77 (permalink)
Ahsen Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 260	you guys crack me up !!!!! __________________ eat ma shorts

09-02-2007, 12:07 AM	#78 (permalink)
Garland Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 4,925	If somebody has a problem and was following me, and I thought they intended to do physical harm upon my person...I'd call a friend, let them know where I am and I might need their help, put them on speaker phone...and then confront the person calmly, all the while palming a weapon. I'm a firm believer that most people are inherently decent human beings, and most situations can be resolved without resorting to violence. If, however, it goes poorly, the guy's going missing. Put him in the trunk, call a friend, tell him to bring a circular saw, and some black trash bags. Take him to someplace with a shower, hang him by the ankles and slash the throat all the way back, so that most of the blood will come out at once. For the rest, work the arms like pumps. Take a smoke break. Throw on some classical music or some vintage madonna (the newer shit sucks), or some aqua or venga boys... Go back into the bathroom, start working on the limbs, disassembling them at the joints, cutting away sinew like tendons and ligaments...and then gift wrapping them in the plastic bags after spraying the pieces down with mace or pepper spray. Carve off the finger tips, and break the teeth with a hammer. To make identifying the body a little more difficult. Then start dropping the bags off in dumpsters all around town, or burying them in different remote locations, far enough off any hiking trails and deep enough that animals won't try to dig them up...the mace or pepper spray should also help throw the scent. ... thank the rap music and CSI. jesus. that was sick...I'm sorry. __________________ I kick you in da neck! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBHLrpn07G4 http://www.break.com/movies/englishf.html homo homini lupus Komm Susser Todd. No, no...no no no...whatever you are drinking, you need much, much more...and then to sleep. - jubaji

09-12-2007, 02:34 PM	#86 (permalink)
GranFire Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South East Posts: 586	ROFLMAO!!! Only in a sparring match.... Besides...I got a date for the prom... __________________ Banner by www.fiveancestors.com http://itatigerforum.proboards103.com/ It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes	Rate This Thread
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode	Rate This Thread:

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
What kind of Boxer are You?	Boxing Master	Boxing Discussion Forum	42	04-08-2008 11:38 AM
What Kind Of Man...	Mike Brewer	Open Access	25	03-17-2007 07:16 AM
Is your standing up game better or your ground game?	Mephariel	Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) & BJJ Forum	19	08-29-2006 09:19 PM
What kind of bag should i get?	Tameo	Fitness, Nutrition and Training Forum	4	10-06-2005 06:54 PM
What kind of MA do you take?	Jagster	Filipino Martial Arts	8	01-06-2004 02:40 PM

09-10-2007, 10:32 AM	#83 (permalink)
Little Apple Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 372	Man, leave you guys alone for a couple weeks and look what happens.

09-12-2007, 10:57 AM	#84 (permalink)
Red Rum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 461	What would you do if.... Granfire and Little Apple made out!

09-12-2007, 01:37 PM	#85 (permalink)
Little Apple Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 372	I would take what ever I drank in for chemical testing. I'm sure Granfire is a wonderful woman, I just don't swing that way, so us making out would make me suspicious.

09-13-2007, 09:13 AM	#90 (permalink)
Red Rum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 461	Really? We have a date? Woohoo!! Itd be my first...

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)