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    Ok folks, here it is, the SAMMY FRANCO RAP!. I've been inundated with requests for it, many of which were requests I made to myself. When in Rome and all that.

    Even FBI Operatives in Washington DC emailed me for it, as well as sad helicopter cleaners who sneaked a copy of Franco's Sad Wank magazine onto a helicopter in Afghanistan.

    So, without much further ado, here it is:-

    (don't forget all those staccoato grunts and groans that Rap guys do. I'll put 'em in, but you'll have to find your own rhythm, like Franco does when he's a humpin his chicken.) here goes....

    uh Uh Uh Uh - Aa Aa aaaa

    Now Sammy is a guy who tells loadsa fukkin lies
    About all the folks a luvvin his stuff
    From soldiers in the sky to the F! B! I!
    he's talk a whole load a horse shit and fluff (uh Uh UH UH)

    Gets all hot under the balls when he talks about girls
    and he reckons he's better than them
    But he's never had a fling with something that ain't got wings
    And he's sticking his bits into them (Aa Aa aaaa)


    (chorus)
    He's a Chokin!
    His Chicken!
    He's Chokin it oh so hard!
    But his willy
    gets all chilly
    and goes runny and soft like lard!

    Sammy says he's tough and he just can't get enough
    telling us how no one's better!
    What he fails to tell you all
    is that he's really pretty small
    And spends his time ripping off the Shredder (Uh uh UH uh uH!)

    (chorus)
    Franco! is a
    Wanker
    And he razes his dick all day
    If other people
    invent things
    he pretends that its what HE had to say

    Sammys very sad and his art is pretty bad
    and almost all of his fans are him
    His shirts are all black and red
    like the Teddy in his bed
    and the Chicken that Beak Jobs him

    (chorus)
    Sammy Seahorse
    Youre a fleas arse
    Very small and insignificant and smelly
    If I see you
    Should be at the zoo
    Where you'd be lying on a willin' Chicken's belly!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    There. Oh yes! Sammy's art was inspired after him having carnal knowledge mof a chicken. In fact it was a Rooster, but I couldn't think of any rhymes. Is he a leg man or a breast man?

    He is an Arse, man.
    Last edited by Thai Bri; 12-17-2006, 04:39 PM.

  • #2
    Thai Bri you do have talent! But I have to admit this guy is quite ridiculous. His website looks like a mixture of Conan the Barbarian and of White Power propaganda. What's with all those drawings of vickings coming straight from Valhalla and those apocaliptic scenarios??

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    • #3
      Nice!

      hey Thai,

      check out my thread on the MMA/BJJ forum for an update on our favourite sickly, anemic forum moderator ...

      Sammy Franco would crap his pants.

      you should really just post that and your lyrics on the CFA forum



      Originally posted by Thai Bri
      Ok folks, here it is, the SAMMY FRANCO RAP!. I've been inundated with requests for it, many of which were requests I made to myself. When in Rome and all that.

      Even FBI Operatives in Washington DC emailed me for it, as well as sad helicopter cleaners who sneaked a copy of Franco's Sad Wank magazine onto a helicopter in Afghanistan.

      So, without much further ado, here it is:-

      (don't forget all those staccoato grunts and groans that Rap guys do. I'll put 'em in, but you'll have to find your own rhythm, like Franco does when he's a humpin his chicken.) here goes....

      uh Uh Uh Uh - Aa Aa aaaa

      Now Sammy is a guy who tells loadsa fukkin lies
      About all the folks a luvvin his stuff
      From soldiers in the sky to the F! B! I!
      he's talk a whole load a horse shit and fluff (uh Uh UH UH)

      Gets all how under the balls when he talks about girls
      and he reckons he's better than them
      But he's never had a fling with something that ain't got wings
      And he's sticking his bits into them (Aa Aa aaaa)


      (chorus)
      He's a Chokin!
      His Chicken!
      He's Chokin it oh so hard!
      But his willy
      gets all chilly
      and goes runny and soft like lard!

      Sammy says he's tough and he just can't get enough
      telling us how no one's better!
      What he fails to tell you all
      is that he's really pretty small
      And spends his time ripping off the Shredder (Uh uh UH uh uH!)

      (chorus)
      Franco! is a
      Wanker
      And he razes his dick all day
      If other people
      invent things
      he pretends that its what HE had to say

      Sammys very sad and his art is pretty bad
      and almost all of his fans are him
      His shirts are all black and red
      like the Teddy in his bed
      and the Chicken that Beak Jobs him

      (chorus)
      Sammy Seahorse
      Youre a fleas arse
      Very small and insignificant and smelly
      If I see you
      Should be at the zoo
      Where you'd be lying on a willin' Chicken's belly!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      There. Oh yes! Sammy's art was inspired after him having carnal knowledge mof a chicken. In fact it was a Rooster, but I couldn't think of any rhymes. Is he a leg man or a breast man?

      He is an Arse, man.

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      • #4
        I am not interested in reading more about The Sammy Franco Rap. I am interested in listening and learning more about rap beats. If anyone has such a playlist please contact me about it.

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