Ashida Kim on youtube

[gabbah]

You're welcome.

[Tom Yum]

oh wow wow wow.... This is just AMAZING, hahahahaha. Pleeeease can't somebody make a looong documentary on him so that we may have some more AWESOME comedy to watch? Please, if there is a God, let it happen!
He's practically producing Monty Pyton comedy on the fly! How does he do that!?
And then those poor fools in his class...
He's creating an ARMY of little Ashida Kim clones!

Imagining some sweedish dude laughing his ass off is making me laugh...

[gabbah]

Nothing. There are no 'real' ninja. Come on...

Only a real ninja can see a real ninja! You are not a ninja jubai, therefore you can't see the real ninjas! Too you they just seem like lame wannabes... that is their camuflage, so that common people will not be able to know who the real ninjas are, since that would compromise their safety. Of course, you could never harm a real ninja (like Ashida for instance), but you could attract attention to him and then real ninjas could attack him!
These are the ways of the NINJA! I'm surprised you didn't know this already jubai!

[jubaji]

I don't really know, but I wonder what guys like Hatsumi and Hayes have, that makes them real ninjas.

Nothing. There are no 'real' ninja. Come on...

[Paco]

Sweetness.

This is the best laugh I've had all day.

[Garland]

Maybe it is lethal.
Is there any such thing as death by embarassment?

That was...uncomfortable to watch.

[Garland]

You guys are just jealous that you can't make a cigarette disappear the way a real ninja can.

I make about 10-20 cigarettes a day disappear. I'm SO ninja-esque.

[Mr. Miyagi]

You guys are just jealous that you can't make a cigarette disappear the way a real ninja can.
And you're jealous that you weren't born a ninja, therefore you will never become one.

Seriously, I always thought that ninjas tried to beat their opponents through deceitful means...like poisoning, shooting them with an arrow from far when they weren't prepared, stabbing them when they're sleeping, setting fire to houses, and so on. If ninjas still exist, they would be like 'hit men' and we would never hear about them; we only hear about the phonies.
I don't really know, but I wonder what guys like Hatsumi and Hayes have, that makes them real ninjas.

[DickHardman]

yeah the 2nd clip looked more like a standup comedy routine than a martial arts demo.

[gabbah]

Oh... My... God!

oh wow wow wow.... This is just AMAZING, hahahahaha. Pleeeease can't somebody make a looong documentary on him so that we may have some more AWESOME comedy to watch? Please, if there is a God, let it happen!
He's practically producing Monty Pyton comedy on the fly! How does he do that!?
And then those poor fools in his class...
He's creating an ARMY of little Ashida Kim clones!

[jubaji]

Did he get that everyone was laughing at him?

[DickHardman]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eelg6ZPcp8[/YOUTUBE]

[7r14ngL3Ch0k3]

Whats wrong with Ashida Kim? Looks legit to me.

[SamuraiGuy]

Oh. I didn't know much about systema... I thought it was the russian version of krav maga or something. But it's shit?
And while I mention krav maga, what do you guys think of that as SD?

OMG

dont compare this to Krav Maga, please dont,

You can bash Krav Maga, whatever.. this isnt close... its just not...

[gabbah]

Wing Chun has some working and applicable methodologies and techniques...but only within one range.

Systema is complete shit, I dare say slightly worse than Ashida Kim (doesn't he look like a skinny version of the staple guy in office space?) and slightly better than yellow bamboo.

Oh. I didn't know much about systema... I thought it was the russian version of krav maga or something. But it's shit?
And while I mention krav maga, what do you guys think of that as SD?