I need some pionters...please input your suggestions.

[ultimate@one]

Greetings, young warriors.

I have been wondering for a long time if there are ways to strengten my chi so i become so powerful, that i could blow up a planet. My master has blown one up before. I saw him do it. I want to do the same but he says "you're not ready. Train harder!". He says it takes eons to develop such power, but i'm seeking ways to speed up the training process. So far i can only blow up a mountain...but i need to get stronger! Any suggestion?

Thank you, warriors.,

I am a ki master.

[ultimate@one]

and for those who dont believe...i have it on tape.
I am completely serious...

[Tom Yum]

Yes, that's it.....go to the guys with the white jackets....don't forget your meds!

[Studiobuddy]

if you want to blow up a planet, you must see the core of the planet in ur eyes, let it befriend you. Then destroy it with your grace. Positive is better than negative.

[ultimate@one]

Yes, that's it.....go to the guys with the white jackets....don't forget your meds!

Do not make a mockery of my skills...


Positive over negative...hmmm...that could work. I shall try.


I am a ki master.

[Tom Yum]

Do not make a mockery of my skills...
I am a ki master.

When you were a ki white belt, did you blow up dolls? How often?

[ultimate@one]

i blow up rocks. everyday.

I am a ki master.

[Thai Bri]

I believe you.

[Toudiyama[NL]]

I believe you.

Well if you believe him, then I'm convinced

[jmd161]

i blow up rocks. everyday.

I believe you.

lol

That's actually pretty damn funny hahaha

jeff

[Thai Bri]

I've seen him do it. He blew up his own rocks by making a little hole i his sack and blowin' 'em up with a straw.

Only a Ki Supermaster could do that.

[HuSanYan]

I was down at my Boxing gym this morning, around 11 am. Friday is sparring day for me so I told 2 of the guys that i usually spar with that I would be able to beat them by making very little contact with them & using my Chi, I explained that I could make certain hand movements in the air but near them that would send them flying out of the ring (right over the ropes), once I had tuned into their psyches and thei bio-rythms.
They laughed and thought I was joking, so into the ring we got and I told them (2 young pro boxers, appx half my age) that they were a couple of faggots and that they hit like girls. You see, theres not much point in going up against a relaxed person, they must be angry in order to offer full resistance.

I made several hand movements, some similar to those made by Uma Thurman & Travolta in Pulp Fiction when doing the Twist, then professional light heavyweight boxer no.1 went flying over the corner post thus dropping several feet onto the ground outside the ring breaking his collar bone, this terrified the other guy and I am now the sparring champ of my gym.

All of this purely by using my Chi & 108 point Eagle Claw system.

[Thai Bri]

I know the 108 alphabets of the Eagle Claw system. That, coupled with the 36 applications, makes that.....er...... lots and lots of alphabets.

Convinced?

[Tom Yum]

I know the 108 alphabets of the Eagle Claw system. That, coupled with the 36 applications, makes that.....er...... lots and lots of alphabets.

Convinced?

108 Eagle claw system have less alphabet than 3,459 alphabet dim fook do....eagle claw system not real kungfu, fake commercial kung-fu.

......CONVINCED!!!!!!!!

[Toudiyama[NL]]

108 Eagle claw system have less alphabet than 3,459 alphabet dim fook do....eagle claw system not real kungfu, fake commercial kung-fu.

......CONVINCED!!!!!!!!

No no no, that is Norther Eagle Claw, Southern is real

Confused???