Making a Movie - Kungfu movie

[holyman]

Guys,

Mates of mine want to make a kungfu movie. One guy wants to train to do good kicks like Jet Li. How long does it take to get flexible if your 29 years old and beable to do good kicks, spinning jumping kicks roundhouse like your foot stays in the air and whacks out to someones face in slow motion.

What kind of exercises are best for this ?. Can this be done.

If Keenau reeves can do kungfu fighting in 3 months sure my mate can what do u think ?

[AlexJitsu]

Dude, TKD kicks are NOT cool onscreen. They're lame as hell. You need to learn some rare style of Kung Fu, or something.

[holyman]

OK, so what should i trian in and how should i proceed ?

Dude, TKD kicks are NOT cool onscreen. They're lame as hell. You need to learn some rare style of Kung Fu, or something.

[SOCOMSASGsG9]

dang, whats gotten into holyman recently? he isnt talking like some kinda wise old monk from some movie or anything. hes like......becoming normal. wow.

whats up holy?

anyway, are you planning on making some high powered go to hollywood movie? or are you just messin around with a camcorder? cause me and a couple friends were messing around witht he idea, and you really dont need many high kicks to look amazing, just good camera work. you know, make it look fast, and confusing. and if you wanna throw some kicks, go for simple ones, casue no one does matrix crap in real life.

also, do stuff with weapons. people will be impressed with the weapons.

anyways, thats all i got.

[Thai Bri]

You call that becoming normal?

I pity you both.

[SOCOMSASGsG9]

im not saying making the movie is normal thai, im saying him not talking like some guy from an old kung fu movie is normal.

[Thai Bri]

Hey, you got your name wrong. Shouldn't it read SCUMBAGsG9?

Only askin!

[SOCOMSASGsG9]

wow, that was creative. you should do stand up.

i mean, think about it. i say somthing, you completly misinterperate everything i said so terribly that one would wonder if your just doing it to feed your social deficiency in an attempt to make you feel important/smart, then i tell you what i actually meant in a nice and polite manner, and since you dont have anyway to come back at me, since you know you were wrong and that you did misinterperate me, you make fun of me in any way possible. you really do sound like a winner. anyway, if you will take one moment and pretend to be civilized..............

i was refering to comments like this...."What westerners fail to grasp is the fact that kungfu is more of a spiritual journey and allows someone to transcent to a higher level." no offence to you holyman, i like you, your not among the cynical jackasses that plague this forum. i give you props for being cool.

anyway thai, if you want to pretend for a second that your not a badass and respond to this post in a reasonable and civilised manner, i would, and im sure holydude would enjoy it as well.

but enough about me and holybro, whats up with you? do you need friends? did your father ever tell you as a child that he loved you? did you not get hugged as a child?

i want to help you thai, but i think your problems are beyond my personal skill. you should talk to dr phill. or perhaps dr kavorkian.

[Thai Bri]

You answered, though indirectly.

[SOCOMSASGsG9]

read my above post.

[Thai Bri]

I already had.........

[SOCOMSASGsG9]

well than, care to comment on holyman's movie? or are you jsut going to make fun of us some more?

[SOCOMSASGsG9]

care to share some more of your sharp wit?

[Thai Bri]

Oh YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SOCOMSASGsG9]

im waiting