animals with martial arts skills?

[Oraenor]

oreanor i will set my psycotic monkey on your ass and show you he can kick some ass, and make him shank you dog too,

peace

you have some beastality issues dont ya! Its ok to be pesemistic but not cynical I believe.I seriously dont think animals need martial arts nor even worth considering in teaching them as they have their own fighting instincts.
To me, teaching animals martial arts is the equivalant to teaching a tiger or bear to ride those mini bikes in the circus...You can do it but it aint right!



BTW I will unleash some hunting hounds against your monkey...dogs bite and bite hard

[gong fu]

so then teaching a human martial arts would be useless then down to your logic yes? as we are animals to with our own survival instrinct,

and im not talking about the animal needing to know martial arts he dosent "need" to know, we just wanna see him in that uniform doing martial arts for our own selfish reasons, it wont be harmed in any way ofcourse, and he will most likely enjoy it, (monkeys usually enjoy physical activities especially something that they see others doing they love to mimmick)



peace

[BoarSpear]

go to this page...ITS FULL OF CLIPS!!!....on it you will find the "chimp" also check out lady fight Thats the definition of embarrassing

http://www.hockscqc.com/articledownloads/index.htm

[Oraenor]

so then teaching a human martial arts would be useless then down to your logic yes? as we are animals to with our own survival instrinct,

and im not talking about the animal needing to know martial arts he dosent "need" to know, we just wanna see him in that uniform doing martial arts for our own selfish reasons, it wont be harmed in any way ofcourse, and he will most likely enjoy it, (monkeys usually enjoy physical activities especially something that they see others doing they love to mimmick)



peace

Let me rephrase...Human martial arts are designed for humans and until a monkey etc. can design their own martial system, that is when they can use a martial art. A monkey can mimic the actions without acknowledging what the purpose is for.

[gong fu]

are you saying that a human couldent teach a monkey to improve his strenth and show him what the reasons behind the moves are, monkeys arent that dumb man, they can understand what tasks are for, even dogs can understand commands very well, but yes i agree about monkeys teaching each other, a human couldent possibly teach a monkey pure human forms, but if you think about it, you could improve the monkey, and teach him certain strikes, and how to wield weapons, but the monkey will always be supirior to the human with speed agility, and form,


i think its a good idea to teach a monkey martial arts, the chimp seems to know what the moves are for, and the purpose behind them, not just mimmicking,


peace,

[Shaolin Bushido]

http://www.lastrefuge.co.uk/images/h...cing/index.htm




does anybody else see some potential in this marcupial??? i would like to train 1 personally me and my wife were looking to get a monkey, but this animal interests me i would like to have one as a pet and teach it gong fu, i think he has what it takes to kick some ass what about you guys haha,?



peace

wasteland.

[Eyegouge]

I have a 125lb Alaskan Malamute. His name is Badger, mostly because he looks like a giant badger. Badge knows how to wrestle and do BJJ. It's so tight dudes. He uses his F'd up limbs to pass the guard, he takes his back leg and jams it up in your crotch and then just pushes as hard as he can till you break your legs and then he leaps onto your chest and starts chewing on your forehead, it's freakin great. He punches people too. My buddy keith was over one day during the summer and he was sitting in front of Badge, and Badge was sitting there starring back at him, and keith started saying stuff like "your just a big retard arn't you? arn't you?" over and over and then Badge just brought his paw up and bitch slapped keith right in the face and with his other paw jacked him in the sternum and knocked him over. It was one of the funniest things ever!

[gong fu]

"125lb Alaskan Malamute"


im going to find out what this is now, i never heard of one before, you should teach it how to wield weapons,


peace

[Eyegouge]

It's a sled dog, looks like a huskey but allot bigger, and malamutes don't have the discolored eyes. they're bigger and in my opinion stupider than huskey's but that's what makes Badge so damn loveable is the fact that even though he'll bitch slap you if you say it, he is a big retard.