Let's Wank

[bartjam]

A comprehensive guide to Martial Arts daydreaming

Step 1 : ask yourself the following questions

- Will Hua Quan(China-style Chuan) footwork help me defeat stronger opponents?

- Could Lanshou Men(Blocking-hand Chuan) sophisticated blocks allow me to steal Tyson's girlfriend in front of him and stay alive?

- Would Tantui(Leg Flicking Chuan) empower me to kick Bas Rutten's ass if mixed with Yuejia Quan(Yue-family Chuan) ?

- What if Tameo and Tkd89 create a new style out of Duan Quan(Short-range Chuan) and Hong Quan(Hong-clan Chuan) and call it "The Way of the Perfect Wanker Boxer"? Would that help CMA to progress?

Enjoy your first lesson! And stay tuned for step 2.

[seanyseanybean]

- Could Lanshou Men(Blocking-hand Chuan) sophisticated blocks allow me to steal Tyson's girlfriend in front of him and stay alive?

- Would Tantui(Leg Flicking Chuan) empower me to kick Bas Rutten's ass if mixed with Yuejia Quan(Yue-family Chuan) ?

Why? does your 'MMA' class teach you how to do those things then?

[Oraenor]

A comprehensive guide to Martial Arts daydreaming

Step 1 : ask yourself the following questions

- Will Hua Quan(China-style Chuan) footwork help me defeat stronger opponents?

- Could Lanshou Men(Blocking-hand Chuan) sophisticated blocks allow me to steal Tyson's girlfriend in front of him and stay alive?

- Would Tantui(Leg Flicking Chuan) empower me to kick Bas Rutten's ass if mixed with Yuejia Quan(Yue-family Chuan) ?

- What if Tameo and Tkd89 create a new style out of Duan Quan(Short-range Chuan) and Hong Quan(Hong-clan Chuan) and call it "The Way of the Perfect Wanker Boxer"? Would that help CMA to progress?

Enjoy your first lesson! And stay tuned for step 2.

One of my personal guideline is to keep away from any martial arts with mandarin names since they tend to be wushu.

[Shard]

If the teacher is chinese educated, Wushu to him means Martial arts not fancy dance work. Like martial arts to you doesn't mean roll on floor with dick. Wushu is just a bastardisation of the term by the chinese goverment.
If you'd take a look at traditional forms, none of them involve flying 5' up and landing on the hands. Only the competetion forms require a performer to use all 4 sides of the mat and points are given for jump height and so called"aggressiveness".

[BoarSpear]

A comprehensive guide to Martial Arts daydreaming

Step 1 : ask yourself the following questions

- Will Hua Quan(China-style Chuan) footwork help me defeat stronger opponents?

Which of the MMA's footwork will?

- Could Lanshou Men(Blocking-hand Chuan) sophisticated blocks allow me to steal Tyson's girlfriend in front of him and stay alive?

again which of your MMA'a will you be doing this with?...by the way i cant wait..please video it for our edificaion.

- Would Tantui(Leg Flicking Chuan) empower me to kick Bas Rutten's ass if mixed with Yuejia Quan(Yue-family Chuan) ?

And Bartjam tell us what style are you are able to defeat bas rutten with? when can we expect this fight? ......

- What if Tameo and Tkd89 create a new style out of Duan Quan(Short-range Chuan) and Hong Quan(Hong-clan Chuan) and call it "The Way of the Perfect Wanker Boxer"? Would that help CMA to progress?

more importantly we all await toejams style for all situations, from the MMA world

Enjoy your first lesson! And stay tuned for step 2.

so...enlighten us toejam.

[seanyseanybean]

its funny how bartjam fucks off when everyone, rips his points to shreds.

[bartjam]

You guys have a strange concept of how to discuss a subject. However, to successfully fight Rutten, Tyson and the likes you have to be a well-round fighter; you must enter the MMA world, practice boxing, muay-thai, BJJ, and abandon traditional stuff.

The 1990s have demonstrated that MMA are superior to traditional CMA, JMA etc.

But that's not all. Self-defence realists have sufficiently demonstrated that studying traditional arts for street self-protection is useless.

That is why whan I read people asking "is this or that Traditional CMA good for self-defense" or others claiming that UFC is fake because of the "rules", I call them wankers.

And this is why such traditional arts for self-defense simply... SUCK MUD

[seanyseanybean]

dumbass

you are such a dumbass bartjam. your using arguably the best boxer and arguably the best MMA stylist (who learnt TMA's Dumbass) as examples of why TMA are crap. So your saying fight fire with fire? Then what would you use to beat Mas Oyama and his "shitty" Karate?
Stop being so ignorant! your dellusional! I totally respect MMA and love UFC, K1 and Pride. I am looking to train at a JKD/kali/BJJ class in the near future as i think they are great tools to learn and i think that crosstraining is a great idea as there is no ultimate art.
But you are just stirring shit without any knowledge to back it up! in My eyes you are just as bad as a ninjutsu guy who disrespects other arts and says his art is the ONLY art.
You are contadicting yourself. Where the hell do you think all those MMA techniques came from.
Show some respect.

[bartjam]

You are contadicting yourself.

You don't seem to know what a contradiction is. Yuo C.UN.T
Respect my arse

[blitz]

You guys have a strange concept of how to discuss a subject. However, to successfully fight Rutten, Tyson and the likes you have to be a well-round fighter; you must enter the MMA world, practice boxing, muay-thai, BJJ, and abandon traditional stuff.

Bartjam, you can't beat Rutten or Tyson with your MMA, until you can actually beat them you are in a place to give advice. Right now you are a nobody in the martial arts world, that means you keep your mouth shut and stop giving advice about something you know nothing about. You say TMAs can't beat Rutten or Tyson? Well how many people in the MMA world can beat Rutten and Tyson? Not many i suppose, same goes for the TMA.

[seanyseanybean]

Saying that TMA are shit when you train in MMA is a contradiction as you are using TMA techniques, you are just training in a differant way. Ignorant prick.

[jubaji]

Saying that TMA are shit when you train in MMA is a contradiction as you are using TMA techniques, you are just training in a differant way. Ignorant prick.

Wait. Is that the 'good' shit, or the 'bad' shit?

[seanyseanybean]

he is saying they are shit, not the shit. so bad.

[jubaji]

he is saying they are shit, not the shit. so bad.

I don't get why the addition of the definite article makes bad shit into good shit.

I mean, if I say that "The shit someone left on the floor is starting to really stink" that's not a good thing, is it?

So confusing...

[blitz]

Always out to get someone eh jubaji?