Originally posted by treelizard
i dunno do they allow freakin metal INK pens in your office building? WTF are you thinking??? You may lose your keys in the struggle genius...now what? not to mention it wont work bent or gummed up with someones eyeball...but the ink pen in the other hand is a FAR better weapon that the mcgyver nonsense you just pulled out of your purse
.... Im sure the rocks arent going to bother security at all...what are you palestinian? rocks? Where do you get 'em, your head? oh wait i get it, its your pet rock...or is it your love and light crystal collection that is really your ninja killer rocks in disguise?
The term I have used for the result of this is *Orbital expulsion... I can't confirm medical terminology though?
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