Iron Penis Kung Fu

[DickHardman]

im not even making it up, here it is. that one guy lifts more weight with his penis than i can bench press. wtf.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFfhxVmdXZ4[/YOUTUBE]

[Tom Yum]

Yep, that's Master Tu's expertise.

I guess he's got it down to a science.

I can't imagine any girlfriend wanting to 'hang' out with a guy who can pull a truck with his woody...

[bydand]

Speachless here. wow, just, wow!

[Thai Bri]

Maybe that guy should be called Dick Hardman?

Just a thought -

[Garland]

What practical application does that have? Certainly nothing combative...unless you're really creative...
and probably nothing sexual either...at least not in the same league as tantric techniques.

[Tom Yum]

What practical application does that have?
and probably nothing sexual either...at least not in the same league as tantric techniques.

I don't know....harder erections for longer time? size?

I suppose if you can train your body to maximize blood flow in there, you could increase your normal length/girth?

[Garland]

I don't know....harder erections for longer time? size?

I suppose if you can train your body to maximize blood flow in there, you could increase your normal length/girth?

Longer time? Precipisim. Bad news...
I guess the length and girth thing may have some truth to it...but the internal factors count more...learning to redirect the orgasm and prolong intercourse is more important...and all of that can be learned through tantric type exercises.

...wow...this went from a martial arts forum to something bizarre real quick. Next topic...Kegal exercises!

[Tom Yum]

Yo Tim

Well Tim,

Would you fly in Master Tu for a penis qi gong seminar?

[gabbah]

What practical application does that have? Certainly nothing combative...unless you're really creative...
and probably nothing sexual either...at least not in the same league as tantric techniques.

Haven't you heard of battle of the sexes?

[Tom Yum]

Gong fu literally means skill attained from hard work, so Master Tu's penis excercises fits the bill.

[gabbah]

But HOW in the name of jumping jehovas can he lift that much weight attached to his penis?? HOOOOOW! It seems impossible! It's gotta be!

[Tom Yum]

But HOW in the name of jumping jehovas can he lift that much weight attached to his penis?? HOOOOOW! It seems impossible! It's gotta be!

Not sure, but at the end of that truck pulling stunt he shows that his member is still secured to the harness .....as the reporter walks away shocked.

You could always fly out to Taiwan, start training and do a report about it?

"How Gabbah spent t3h summer of 2007"

[gabbah]

"How Gabbah spent t3h summer of 2007"

lol exactly... "yeah, i spent the whole summer tugging my penis. It was just awesome".

[DickHardman]

lol exactly... "yeah, i spent the whole summer tugging my penis. It was just awesome".

thats how i usually spend most of my summers

[gabbah]

thats how i usually spend most of my summers

Oh. I just got your handle now. Dick hardman.