Why I don't practice BJJ

[Ben Grimm]

You'll only get his dark snakey videos.

[Ben Grimm]

Quote:
Originally Posted by TigerClaw
I am 46 years old, and that’s the truth.
I live with my mom, and my pet hamster.
But I am one hell of a kung fu dancer!

46 and still living with your mother. I bet you get upset when she tells you not to play with your lightsaber in the house.

He actually claimed to make one on DL.

Listen Kid,

I am not a kid, unless you consider 46 a kid, that would make you an old man.

Yep. I didn't think so. But let's try again, shall we?

Let's see a picture. 20 students AND you waving at the camera, in the same picture.

Your answer to my questions is expected.....basically no answer. So you vast knowledge over me has proven to be a lie. But i don't care to boast over you. I only said this to expose your lie.

Yep. I didn't think so. But let's try again, shall we?

Let's see a picture. 20 students AND you waving at the camera, in the same picture.

All twenty or so students are not from the same class. I have two classes I teach at two different locations. And I do not teach Kung Fu for my sole living. i am a Graphic Artist.

I am not going to take pictures to satisfy a mocking lying attacker as you have shown yourself to be. Keep on attacking me and you will only make your lies deeper and be more ashamed if i ever do decide to expose you.

I did the same in the DL, I waited for the attackers to dig a deep hole then i showed some more stuff exposing them. But by that time it was too late they already made an embarrassing mess for themselves by their words.

Yes, I freely admit that I do not know as much about Martial arts as some of the members of this forum. And NOT ONCE have I said that I did. However, with you, It's different. On my worst day I know more about this stuff then you do on your BEST day. That should be evidenced by the numerous lies you post on this forum. And since I don't know all that much, that means you know SQUAT!! Get IT?

Listen Kid, we are not as stupid as we look. You are a 19 year old punk, who HATES Kung Fu and wants to make sure everyone else hates it too. You make a MOCKERY of it, is what you do. I am half convinced you are either Uke, having a good laugh at all of us, or a MMA guy that is doing this to advance his agenda. But whatever else, you are NOT a Kung fu teacher, master or even student. If you were, you would post a picture of you training with your 20 students, and put this thing to rest. Do it now, Punk, or take that birthday cake and picture of you with the headgear and shove them right up your arse.

Go ahead. You are saying you are a teacher, big mouth. Lets see those 20 students AND you at the same time. Does not have to have any identifying marks in the background. I respect people's privacy, but a googled picture won't do. It needs to be something that obviously shows you as a teacher, in front of a class. How about one with you waving,at the same time your students are there, IN the SAME picture.

We have done this crap before, busting internet trolls. The mods won't ban your arse, because it is good for business here, but I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU!

Let's see a picture. 20 students AND you waving at the camera. God DAMN it, if I was a real teacher and was taking this much crap from SO many people, I would do this in about 20 seconds! Nothing could STOP me from posting a picture. I would WANT people to KNOW that I was not some punk, capisce?

Close your mouth and go off into a corner. You are full of lies.

You claim that you know more about this stuff than me, Ok, what is the first form of Seven star mantis and how many moves are in it? And in Hung Gar what is a bridge hand? And in Choy Li Fut what is the principle form called? In The spear form how do you hold the outstretched hand? What is a unicorn stance and what can you use it for? These are basic stuff . Answer these and we can get into the harder stuff.

Yes, yes we know.

Jubaji I never said that, you should get banned for life for writing things I never said

I watch UFC, but I am not impressed.

This is true, I am not impressed at all.

I could apply the eye gouge, unlike the rest.

Not true

My stances are awesome

I do not boast of these things.

I watch UFC, but I am not impressed.

This is true, I am not impressed at all.

I could apply the eye gouge, unlike the rest.

Not true

and my lineage too.

The lineage of Hung gar and Choy Li Fut and seven Star mantis is strong and wonderful.

Snake style or Mantis, its all kung-fu.

It depends what you learn and how.

I like to make, outrageous comments.

Another false statement

To piss off real fighters it’s just me being honest.

Untrue again.

In 15 seconds I could overcome a Gracie.
Because my kung-fu is so over-the-top crazy!

I would never make such a statement

I am 19 years old, and that’s the truth.
I live with my mom, and my pet hamster.
But I am one hell of a kung fu dancer!

All false. I am 46 years old.

I have taken Kung Fu, a couple of times.

False, for many years more like.

But I do all my fighting, only on-line.
And with my claws I could gouge your eyes.
And overcome Ben Grimm with all my lies.

False and I never talk this way.

I could even beat Jubaji, one on one.
But only in my dreams, because I weigh a ton.
That ton ain’t muscle, no sir-ee!
It’s fat from being slothful, and sedentary.

False again, I am in healthy condition and I never talk of beating others in pride.

I demand you call me master, and that’s no joke.

I never say such things or demand anything even remotely similar. I merely rebuke you for attacking a Kung Fu teacher wrongly.

Just like Dick Hardman, I like to toke.

Fasle lie, i do not take drugs.

In a real fight I would cry, just like a girl.
But they know me as the Tigerclaw, around the world.

False again.

I also used to post, on the Dragon's list.
But they chased me off, and now I am pissed!

False again. I was banned by a childish man who was at the end of a rebuke and pride swelled up.

read this from one of the people on that site,

"As I see it,...he never threatened anyone or so much as cursed at anyone...I just feel bad about banning him for no real reason...""

I fight in form and with a real low stance
But no, my kung fu is not a type of dance
It’s deadly serious, and not for Mockers.

True

Just like the caporiera shown in “Meet the Fockers”

false

I got my yellow belt now, in TKD
That’s after 7 years, but hey, that’s just me!

Absolutely false

From the safety of my basement, I am an internet troll.

False

you just don’t understand me at all.

True

And make fun of real martial artists, and step on toes.

False

Andy Murray is a name that I once used.
But “Kung Fu Man” is a name I abused

Absolutely false

He figured me out, like so many always do.
I am no Kung fu teacher, just a larping poo!
Trolling on the net, is my favorite thing

False again

I never have a date, or even a life.
The internet serves as my only wife.

False again I have been married for many years and have children and I have been on many dates in my life.

[jubaji]

I have made up many things about my training.

Yes, yes we know.

That's because he's not a real martial arts instructor. The picture we saw on DL.... I wonder how much he paid those two guys to stand on either side of him. I bet he uses it to stroke his little LARPer ego.

Ben, more lies as usual. They are only a few of my students. I teach about 20 or so students, and a few occassional students come and go.

Can you please tell that to Tigerclown? He came to this forum posing as an expert, and demands we give him respect as a "teacher",
all the while, never offering any proof that he is involved with Kung Fu, even marginally.

You are such a joke, I think you admitted that you don't know that much martial arts at all. You are among the worst kind of people, I am sure this extends to your martial ability as well.

I have shared many things about my training.

I have studied Hung gar Kung Fu, Northern Shaolin, and White Crane, Choy Li Fut , Seven Star Praying mantis, Shaolin, and other styles. i also have been teaching for many years and I do not care if any give me respect for that. I do not call myself a master, even if i am at that level now, I do not say this or seek some high position.

When I was sparring with a master in praying mantis the other day, I noticed that he was also humble. he does not come off as some great one. He had the right attitude.

I have also showed some techniques on these forums and discussed many aspects of Kung Fu.

i am 46 years old and have been involved since i was 19 years old.

If you choose to , for some twisted reason not believe me, who cares. It doesn't matter to me in the slightest. I just get irritated by liars and mockers who go on and attack others for no reason.

You are really pathetic, and a sad little man, (though you may not be that little).

[jmd161]

Can you please tell that to Tigerclown? He came to this forum posing as an expert, and demands we give him respect as a "teacher",
all the while, never offering any proof that he is involved with Kung Fu, even marginally.

I go to forums all over the net and see people doing the same. When you refer to me refer to me as sifu or Master or Grandmaster so and so. That again shows a misunderstanding of the style and culture they claim to teach. The only time someone should refer to one as sifu is.... if, they are a student of yours. Again people throw around titles and have no clue thinking they are helping kung fu, but are leading more and more to it's demise and misunderstanding.


jeff

[jmd161]

I really don't like people throwing around the title of Master in kung fu. So many are not even worth the title of sifu, yet people go beyond and add Master or Grandmaster to their name. I have not met many so called Masters that I would even consider students... much less teachers.

My sifu has spent 40 some odd yrs training within Black Tiger only, and even he does not use or like the title Master. The only person he does use the title for was our sigung, who spent over 70 yrs of his life studying kung fu. Imagine that, someone who did nothing but train and teach for over 70 yrs. He lost his family after escaping from China to Hong Kong and never married again. Most so called Masters don't even have 10 yrs of that type of training, but want to be called Master or Grandmaster...go figure.



jeff

[benneil]

Not for nothing, but wiki is not a legitimate source for anything.

true. but i figured it would be better than just heresay!

[JadeDragon]

i think a lot of good points were made in this thread:

1. KF has a lot taken away from it when in sport because of it specializing in strikes to illegal areas, quick joint breaks (different from jujitsu because in jujitsu you disable the rest of the person with a hold and concentrate on the joint whereas in KF you often snap the joint quickly like a strike. In the KF way this can't be translated into a tapout situation)

2. If you rely on eye gouges, groin kicks, etc. you are screwed unless you are the ultimate master and can perform an eye gouge on an aggressive moving target. if you are a master then it is a moot point

theoretically, if you are a master in standup striking then having ground skills is not necessary as most fights start standing up. but for the rest of us, not having any ground game leaves us with a big gap in our arsenal.

also knwo that if you are fighting multiple opponents and you rely on jj or bjj you are screwed.

The eye gouges I would never try to use while stand up fighting unless I was like in a clinch position or something similiar or on the ground in his guard. As for the groin kicks, they aren't that hard to deliver in my opinion.

Good point on the multiple opponents/grappling issue. Your screwed if more than one opponent.