Practicality of Chinese MAs

[butcanuwrestle?]

Re: Practicality of Chinese MAs

Originally posted by arsen
I've always been a fan of the chinese martial arts. But I've heard they're esoteric and usless in real combat.... but what about all those kung fu movies i've been watching?! Some please shed some light on the subject (preferably someone who knows from experience)

You're right, they are useless and kung fu only works if it's choreagraphed like it is in movies. I once saw a skinny girl take a big kung fu guy down to the ground and pound the shit out of him. Just food for thought?

[yentao]

Re: Re: Practicality of Chinese MAs

Originally posted by butcanuwrestle?


You're right, they are useless and kung fu only works if it's choreagraphed like it is in movies. I once saw a skinny girl take a big kung fu guy down to the ground and pound the shit out of him.

Sure that girl can pound a shit hahaha. Is that thought in your style? I mean to pound a shiT? hahaha

[jubaji]

Re: Re: Practicality of Chinese MAs

Originally posted by butcanuwrestle?


You're right, they are useless and kung fu only works if it's choreagraphed like it is in movies.

You're just achin' to be not taken seriously, aren't you?

[tai-gip]

hmmm there will always be styles that remain in certain familys or villages and thats in house

westerners dont get shown real arts they think chi is a joke and moving things without touching them impossible

kind of hard to go forward when they wont even make a beggining

[ryanhall]

moving things without touching them impossible

It is impossible. Sorry to wreck your dreams of becoming a Jedi

[tai-gip]

ryan re-read my post then read your own

then smack yourself repeatedly in the forhead for a good hour or so

[Tom Yum]

Re: Re: Practicality of Chinese MAs

Originally posted by butcanuwrestle?


You're right, they are useless and kung fu only works if it's choreagraphed like it is in movies. I once saw a skinny girl take a big kung fu guy down to the ground and pound the shit out of him. Just food for thought?

I think Mortal Kombat III is a heckuva lot better than II, what do you think?

[ryanhall]

Good Chirst you're annoying.

I have re-read your post and I have come to the conclusion that I properly interpreted it. Perhaps you would get your point across better if you actually had a command of the English language?

Take your mystical nonsense elsewhere.

[tai-gip]

nothing mystical what so ever about it

and i post saying westerners will never learn true ma because the think chi and the like is crap

and you prove my point by posting that its crap

come over hear then so i can slap you in the forhead then

and exactly what does (if i had a better command of the english language) mean ???

you anger easily dont you ...bet your easy to deal with in the training room

[Thai Bri]

Go on. Palm him in the rib and see what happenes. I'll inform your next of kin.

[ryanhall]

I said that moving things without touching them is impossble. That is, unless you are using a stick to push it.

Palm him in the rib and see what happenes

That would tickle.

come over hear then so i can slap you in the forhead then

Could you palm me in the ribs instead? I need a good abdominal massage...

[tai-gip]

is this pre.school
what you know more and are tougher because you have made more posts on a web site ?

get over it whats you prob

[Szczepankiewicz]

Ryan's prob is Bri Thai's prob is Spanky's prob is that mystical monkey kung fu bullshite isn't welcome on our pre-school playground.

If you want to make claims, then demonstrate some proof that we can investigate.

Facts.

News.

Video.

Anything that will bring some credibility to your nonsense.

Anyone?

Anyone?

I didn't think so....

[tai-gip]

dude like ohh no are you telling me three numbnuts who think having more posts on a forum means they know more

[Thai Bri]

I'm not sure that anyone mentioned how many posts they had. I have over 20 years experience in the martial arts and, as a street cop in the roughest places Manchester has to offer, I have fought for real many times. That leads me to believe I have a clue what I am on about.

Now, back to the evidence you do not seem to have......