Ruler sparring advice please

[Lizard]

Ok, lets say two friends who took physics together enjoyed sparring using two (usualy 50cm long) rulers, one in each hand. And lets imagine that one of them came to this forum to ask for some tips on how to win (well win more easily, because he usualy wins already due to the fact that hes pretty much ambidextrous) ... So... Any advice on basic strategy or techniques?

And yes, I know this is a very unusual post, so dont bother pointing that out.

[Tom Yum]

Sounds like fencing.

To win more, practice more fencing.

[RYO9]

well, a fast way is to take the skinny side of the ruler and crack em right between the nuckles/the long bones coming out from behind the fingers.

But dude, you need to get out more often.

Mullins