My true identity...

[fanman.]

I am actually a real ninja. I belong to a secret clan of ninjas dating back to the 15th century and I can't tell you the name of the clan or I'll get in big trouble . If you wondering what kinda trouble, well, everybody's gonna be upset because there will be no more fanman on these forums anymore if I tell you the name of the clan. I can't tell you my real name either.
It is so cool being a ninja because i can walk up and along brick walls like a gecko and run faster than a volvo.
If you want to be a ninja as well, just email me at chanman_87@msn.com
Beware, though, you will have to pass a tough initiation.

[fanman.]

Also, this one day on one of my many adventures I killed a tiger by simply touching a vital spot with my finger. Come on, I know somebody out there has got what it takes to reply or email me and become a ninja!

[koto_ryu]

Also, this one day on one of my many adventures I killed a tiger by simply touching a vital spot with my finger. Come on, I know somebody out there has got what it takes to reply or email me and become a ninja!

The real question: Why would a true ninja like a Poliwog?

[95 Mystic TA]

"..the purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people"

[fanman.]

The real question: Why would a true ninja like a Poliwog?

He's cute.

[fanman.]

"..the purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people"

I (try to) DO THAT, TOO

[koto_ryu]

He's cute.

So if you're a true ninja how come it says you just studied kung fu under your profile? Because the last thing we need in this world is a Canadian ninja Also, many ninja clans have been around since around around the 12th century so your "ninja clan" is about 300 years behind the curve.

[fanman.]

So if you're a true ninja how come it says you just studied kung fu under your profile? Because the last thing we need in this world is a Canadian ninja Also, many ninja clans have been around since around around the 12th century so your "ninja clan" is about 300 years behind the curve.

It's a modern ninja clan. By the way, why don't you check out my profile again. I done me some updatin.

[koto_ryu]

It's a modern ninja clan. By the way, why don't you check out my profile again. I done me some updatin.

After I put you on the spot for it, of course

[ron h]

just curious.....since tigers are a protected species did you serve jail time for the deed? also.....how many fingers to kill a rino?

[fanman.]

[QUOTE=ron h]just curious.....since tigers are a protected species did you serve jail time for the deed? also.....how many fingers to kill a rino?[/QUOT

Nobody knows about the tiger except my buddys at this forum. And, since I know you all either love me or fear me, I know you won't dob me in. To kill a rino I could do it with two fingers.

[Studiobuddy]

[QUOTE=fanman.]

To kill a rino I could do it with two fingers.

I can do it with 1

[koto_ryu]

I don't need any, I just concentrate my Chi on the target and it explodes And you all thought they were carpet-bombing Baghdad. Oops, almost gave out some top secret knowledge

[ron h]

well, thank you all for shareing your skills and abilities. as the tiger plays a large roll in the style i train in i hope that if we meet you will not mistake me for the wild variety!!