Martial artist confrontations

[GQchris]

look out everyone, there's a ninja among us

Storm Shadow IN DA HOUSE!!

[GQchris]

If you're anything like those Ninjas like in the new Batman; Rha's Algoul's vigilantes... you're one badass mofo, seriously

[Tant01]

Enemies fear them!

NINJA PLEASE!!!!!

You don't believe in Ninjas? Become an enemy of the state or collaborate with terrorists and you'll see them!

At least the modern version we have here in the US... They "fix" things or destroy them as needed to protect national security.

You think the paranoid type with tinfoil hats watching out the windows for BLACK helicopters are scared of nothing? NINJAS!!

[STCninja]

okay okay okay.

I am not a ninja. Ninjitsu isn't even a real martial art. blahblahblah. I encourage you to believe all this.

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just makes my job that much easier

[Tant01]

okay okay okay.

I am not a ninja. Ninjitsu isn't even a real martial art. blahblahblah. I encourage you to believe all this.

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just makes my job that much easier


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Care to name your "lineage" Ninja? Lots of pretenders, lots of artists, VERY few Ninja...

I use the term losely to include modern SRT and covert government employed agents. Not every black mask strikes fear in my heart...

Especially not the artists that think Ninjutsu is about ancient traditional weapons and dark pajamas...

[STCninja]

"Especially not the artists that think Ninjutsu is about ancient traditional weapons and dark pajamas..."

Haha, nono. I actually am not a big fan of what holywood has done for the ninja. Though it does make for good entertainment...'specially the video games Anyways, I'm more into the H2H than weapons although they are still incredibly fun to learn how to use.

[BoarSpear]

You don't believe in Ninjas? Become an enemy of the state or collaborate with terrorists and you'll see them!

At least the modern version we have here in the US... They "fix" things or destroy them as needed to protect national security.

You think the paranoid type with tinfoil hats watching out the windows for BLACK helicopters are scared of nothing? NINJAS!!

AAAAAAAH I've gotta worry about govt ninja's TOO!!?? ......

Damn, i thought the one's on the spaceships were the only ones that were unfriendly, you know, the GREY ninja!!

G Gorden Liddy, the unmasked ninja......hehehe its kind of funny, Kennedy had his commando's and Nixon had his ninja's....looks like the commando were less likely to get caught....

[Tant01]

"Especially not the artists that think Ninjutsu is about ancient traditional weapons and dark pajamas..."

Haha, nono. I actually am not a big fan of what holywood has done for the ninja. Though it does make for good entertainment...'specially the video games Anyways, I'm more into the H2H than weapons although they are still incredibly fun to learn how to use.

You don't :::cough Tanto::::say? Fun? Fun to learn maybe fun to play, not so fun to use. Somebody always ends up bleeding...

[The_Judo_Jibboo]

If you're anything like those Ninjas like in the new Batman; Rha's Algoul's vigilantes... you're one badass mofo, seriously

except most of them died in a fire... what kind of real ninja doesn't have an escape plan from his own home if it's under attack?

[jubaji]

okay okay okay.

I am not a ninja. Ninjitsu isn't even a real martial art. blahblahblah. I encourage you to believe all this.

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just makes my job that much easier

You're an idiot.

[JkD187]

okay okay okay.

I am not a ninja. Ninjitsu isn't even a real martial art. blahblahblah. I encourage you to believe all this.

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just makes my job that much easier

ROLFLMAO!!!!!! holy sh*T this guy is great man we need more fools like this around.

[GQchris]

I wonder if he's a beanpole type Ninja, or Beverly Hills type Ninja, LOL

[JkD187]

I wonder if he's a beanpole type Ninja, or Beverly Hills type Ninja, LOL

Actually he's the type of ninja who uses his gi as a happy rag if you catch my drift.

[Jeet Kune Do1]

I would like to start learning Togakure Ryu Ninjutsu.

[bruce lee ying]

Ninjutsu helped in road raige

heyy man

I asian andd likee living in neww countryy.

I study ninjutsu and go to dojo near by house my, like itt alott mann. It has takken mee 3 years tooo gett mee my 7th Q. I goo 3 timess a weeek mann, it funn. Sensi getts me to bee Uke all the time, i feeel lotts of pain when go home. Sensi sayy that i needd immprovment, all thee time.

i get in roadriage on way to work one dayy. thatt wass the dayy i discoverr the ninja warrior in mee man.

he cutt mee off and fingerr mee man. he sayy heyy slant eyee wantaa fight mann.

i seee himm at next light and ssay hey wantaa fightt. i say ok meett mee at nexxt lite mann and turn intoo the parkking lott.

i went intto meddittation and focussed me chi energy as sensi said hee do on mee in dojo when i am uke.

i folllow him in ccar to the parkingf lot and pull over.

he get out of carr and say meann thinggs to mee and callling me slannt eyess.

as he talkk crap to mee, i stayyed foccused and say to him hey donnt gett any closer you jackk asss.

he grabb me opn wrist an i do omote gyaku tehodoki.

he try to hay makker me i movved in andd did mushi dori and startted punching him in side of headd and say to himm stopp itt dam itt. as he try to movve andd gett out of itt i dropped my wieghtt lowering myy nees a bit more and slowly moving my back to an angle, i say to himm heyy why you pulll overr and i let go of himm and push himm away frrom mee. I was a littel scarred but focused me chi energyy on on next move fromm himm. i watched hiss ashi sabaki and total bddy moveement.

he then punch at mee and i didd zagata andd didd shikan Ken too himm in nutts and he bennt ovver in pain as hee get in closer to me i do tachi nagare on him as i roll withh himm i get bacck upp on himm

wee now on groundd fighting (Sensi alwayys telll mee donnt let fight go to groundd) i thenn elboww himm too headd and sayy heyy mann whatt you problemm. i remember to breath as I rolledd withh himm so i ddont get dissy.

i wass in the advansed guard positionn and startted strikking him and doingg shi shitan ken to his necck. he have enough and i get back up and did sokuho oten ryote to evadee awway from himm.

i learned that dayy that it take big man to walk a way fromm fight but bigger man to be tori. i thinnk i am reeady to go an get my 6th Q now.

I learrn to make me chi energy flow goood mann. Maybee in tenn yearrs i get mee 1st dan?

i verry proud of whatt sensi teach me in dojo i thinkk i am ready to cahllengge himm. i tired of himm picking on mee all thhe time and using me as uke it myy turn to be tori.

i thinnk i tuff now and i am reall impressed withh whatt i learn in dojo. myabee one dayy meet hatsumi in japan and tell himm mee storyy of my journeyy of road rage too roadd warrior ninja.

Ya he be prod of me mann, i thinkk i amm readyy too oppen me ownn dojo sooon.

I likee living in new coountry i came overr onn a boatt a boot 5 yearrs agoo. I stay in shippping containerr readinngg boooks from yashida kim with flashh lightt. I get sitizenship sooon andd gladd too learnn ninjutsu.

thankk u forr readding me storyy. I hoppe u proud of mee mann andd how i use tahihenjutsu in road rage.