Drinks on Me!!!!

[Kimpatsu]

Sheet that stuff's mother's milk babee. If I really wanna get fugged up I'll go down to Jesse's still down on the Duke's farm lol.

Have you ever tried Japanese shochu?

[BoarSpear]

Someone call the fire department! A triple of 151?! You know Boar is going to break out the corn squeezin's just to show him up! Before you know it, the whole block will be on fire.

P.S.
Can anyone believe that this thread is 170 posts long, and it's about getting shitfaced?

hehehehehe we finished off the Cabo...and KOTF staggered off to bed....fire dept calls averted

[Hardball]

Can anyone believe that this thread is 170 posts long, and it's about getting shitfaced?

Yep, a bunch of drunks just like on the Old Saturday Kung Fu Matinee!! LOL

[Garland]

I'll post more full length videos...cartoons, movies, etc...we'll have tv parties on defend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPUq9zHCMv4&search=tv%20party%20black%20flag

[Kimpatsu]

When I was a tender 19 years old, in Germany a bartender served me Schnapps, and told me to gulp it all down in one go. After the terrible coughing fit subsided--at which, naturally, all the regulars laughed at my own expense--the bartender poured some of the Schnapps on the counter, and lit it. Whereupon it pormptly exploded. The stuff was 75% proof. That's not a drink; it's fuel.
Anyone else ever suffered any similar experiences?

[kingoftheforest]

Yep

Have you ever tried Japanese shochu?

And I didn't have nose hairs for about a month...it was great lol.

Stuff's like sake sort of, but I think it's made in a distillery instead of being brewed. That's the main diffrence.

[kingoftheforest]

When I was a tender 19 years old, in Germany a bartender served me Schnapps, and told me to gulp it all down in one go. After the terrible coughing fit subsided--at which, naturally, all the regulars laughed at my own expense--the bartender poured some of the Schnapps on the counter, and lit it. Whereupon it pormptly exploded. The stuff was 75% proof. That's not a drink; it's fuel.
Anyone else ever suffered any similar experiences?

I used to bounce at a club, me and another guy would get at diagonal ends of the bar with a torch, (a stick wrapped with a shirt soked in grain alcohol). Then you take a triple of 151 (not bacardi) but real 151 light your torch and spit it over the bar. Made a nice flame.

[Tant01]

When I was a tender 19 years old, in Germany a bartender served me Schnapps, and told me to gulp it all down in one go. After the terrible coughing fit subsided--at which, naturally, all the regulars laughed at my own expense--the bartender poured some of the Schnapps on the counter, and lit it. Whereupon it pormptly exploded. The stuff was 75% proof. That's not a drink; it's fuel.
Anyone else ever suffered any similar experiences?

My dad used to distill a batch every once in a while... I was introduced to "fuel" at the young age of 17...

1% = 1/2 "proof"

[treelizard]

I dug through the photo albums and found a couple more passionflower vine photos, good stuff. Not quite as gorgeous as the flowers, but I still think they're amazing!!!!

And speaking of drinks, I'm gonna make my own homebrew soon!! Someone bought me a start-up kit!!!!

[Kimpatsu]

And I didn't have nose hairs for about a month...it was great lol.

Stuff's like sake sort of, but I think it's made in a distillery instead of being brewed. That's the main diffrence.

Both sake and shochu are distilled, not brewed. That's why "rice wine" is a misnomer; "rice brandy" would be more accurate.
I know what you mean about losing nose hairs, though. That stuff is lethal!

[jubaji]

I know what you mean about losing nose hairs, though. That stuff is lethal!

Why? Has it killed a lot of people you know, or are you just trying to sound cool?

[Garland]

Why? Has it killed a lot of people you know, or are you just trying to sound cool?

jubaji ain't hip with the slang.
jubaji is all for the jive...

[kingoftheforest]

Both sake and shochu are distilled, not brewed. That's why "rice wine" is a misnomer; "rice brandy" would be more accurate.
I know what you mean about losing nose hairs, though. That stuff is lethal!

Wikipedia.com says,

"Shochu should not be confused with sake, a brewed (not distilled) rice wine."

When you are a profesional you can tell the diffrence. I've spent many a night when I was younger praying to the porcelain God.

[knifethrower]

Ok….if everybody is going to gang up on kiMpatsu, I don’t want to be left out. Dude, I’m not one to go around correcting one’s spelling, but I think you screwed the pooch on this one.

Kinpatsu means golden hair or blond hair. Kin means gold and patsu means….well, patsu…..

Now, why did the village spelling bee champ go fuk his own name with an “M” instead of using an “N”?

[Hardball]

I'll try to get this thread back on topic. Post your favorite sober up techniques. One of my favorites is talking a cold shower and eating dill pickels.