the truth about ninjitsu and samurai

[jubaji]

I remember seeing a Japanese parody on the Western idea of a Ninja.

Not really the "western" idea. The fantasy of ninja having supernatural abilities and stuff started in Japan. Not that anyone takes it seriously, but it's not a "western" invention.

[WildWest.]

I remember seeing a Japanese parody on the Western idea of a Ninja. It was hilarious! They showed a Ninja (a guy dressed up in the Ninja uniform) lifting up a car. Another clip showed a Ninja striking a typical traditional type MA stance/pose in front a a skyscraper, shouting "Heeeyaahh!!" and then proceeding to leap to the top of the building in a single bound. Another showed one deflecting bullets with metal strips strapped to his arms and then when his opponent has run out of bullets, the Ninja grabbed his gun and chopped it up into tiny pieces. All done with that zany sense of humour that the Japanese have.

Batmans car rocks.

If I burn a symbol into my arms can I become a Ninja too??

[The_Judo_Jibboo]

If I master ninjitsu and become a ninja will I be like Batman?

More importantly, does the ninja cult provide a phat ride like Batman's?

if you'll remember, Batman had to get his phat ride on his own. Ninja's are kinda cheapskates.

[Garland]

If I master ninjitsu and become a ninja will I be like Batman?

More importantly, does the ninja cult provide a phat ride like Batman's?

The ninja mobile...it's like a cross between a black Honda Civic and a rikshaw.

[Nips]

If I master ninjitsu and become a ninja will I be like Batman?

More importantly, does the ninja cult provide a phat ride like Batman's?

[jubaji]

Sorry, and i think tht in order to be a ninja you would have to master Ninjitsu and at least there WAS an initiation tht involved burning a symbal into you arms

oh boy....................

[Garland]

Sorry, and i think tht in order to be a ninja you would have to master Ninjitsu and at least there WAS an initiation tht involved burning a symbal into you arms

Kind of like on Batman? Or, better yet...the SKULLS!

[thesnake]

Yes, it is true. And, a lesser known side effect of this power led to the invention of microwavable mac and cheese.

-Hikage

stop being an idiot

[thesnake]

Dickhead, he's not asking what is a ninja, he's asking what MAKES someone a ninja nowdays. Is there an initiation? Is there an organisation that has to accept you? Is there a secret cult that makes you complete several trials before accepting you? Do you have to beable to slit an atom with a karate chop?

Sorry, and i think tht in order to be a ninja you would have to master Ninjitsu and at least there WAS an initiation tht involved burning a symbal into you arms

[Hikage]

Is it true ninja's can prevent global warming by breaking down greenhouse gases at their molecular level using lazer beams from their eyes?

Yes, it is true. And, a lesser known side effect of this power led to the invention of microwavable mac and cheese.

-Hikage

[Nips]

umm im not even gunna answer that

Dickhead, he's not asking what is a ninja, he's asking what MAKES someone a ninja nowdays. Is there an initiation? Is there an organisation that has to accept you? Is there a secret cult that makes you complete several trials before accepting you? Do you have to beable to slit an atom with a karate chop?

[Garland]

Is it true ninja's can prevent global warming by breaking down greenhouse gases at their molecular level using lazer beams from their eyes?

[thesnake]

umm im not even gunna answer that

[WildWest.]

I wish man but unfortuanatley im not a real ninja...

What the hell is a "real Ninja" anyway??

[Hikage]

the ninjas didnt have magic,this is true,they had devices and "magic tricks"if you will ,that were mainly used for distractions and or quick damage,but not much else

CRAP!! I've been in ninjitsu for over 10 years waiting for someone to show me all the magic stuff; especially how to fly. I thought they were just holding back until the proper moment.

I can't believe this.

-Hikage