the truth about ninjitsu and samurai

[thescottishdude]

erm, are you a ninja disguiesed as a martial arts fan on this forum????

*que dramatic music* dum dum DUM!!!

[thesnake]

I wish man but unfortuanatley im not a real ninja...

[Hikage]

the ninjas didnt have magic,this is true,they had devices and "magic tricks"if you will ,that were mainly used for distractions and or quick damage,but not much else

CRAP!! I've been in ninjitsu for over 10 years waiting for someone to show me all the magic stuff; especially how to fly. I thought they were just holding back until the proper moment.

I can't believe this.

-Hikage

[WildWest.]

I wish man but unfortuanatley im not a real ninja...

What the hell is a "real Ninja" anyway??

[thesnake]

umm im not even gunna answer that

[Garland]

Is it true ninja's can prevent global warming by breaking down greenhouse gases at their molecular level using lazer beams from their eyes?

[Nips]

umm im not even gunna answer that

Dickhead, he's not asking what is a ninja, he's asking what MAKES someone a ninja nowdays. Is there an initiation? Is there an organisation that has to accept you? Is there a secret cult that makes you complete several trials before accepting you? Do you have to beable to slit an atom with a karate chop?

[Hikage]

Is it true ninja's can prevent global warming by breaking down greenhouse gases at their molecular level using lazer beams from their eyes?

Yes, it is true. And, a lesser known side effect of this power led to the invention of microwavable mac and cheese.

-Hikage

[thesnake]

Dickhead, he's not asking what is a ninja, he's asking what MAKES someone a ninja nowdays. Is there an initiation? Is there an organisation that has to accept you? Is there a secret cult that makes you complete several trials before accepting you? Do you have to beable to slit an atom with a karate chop?

Sorry, and i think tht in order to be a ninja you would have to master Ninjitsu and at least there WAS an initiation tht involved burning a symbal into you arms

[thesnake]

Yes, it is true. And, a lesser known side effect of this power led to the invention of microwavable mac and cheese.

-Hikage

stop being an idiot

[Garland]

Sorry, and i think tht in order to be a ninja you would have to master Ninjitsu and at least there WAS an initiation tht involved burning a symbal into you arms

Kind of like on Batman? Or, better yet...the SKULLS!

[jubaji]

Sorry, and i think tht in order to be a ninja you would have to master Ninjitsu and at least there WAS an initiation tht involved burning a symbal into you arms

oh boy....................

[Nips]

If I master ninjitsu and become a ninja will I be like Batman?

More importantly, does the ninja cult provide a phat ride like Batman's?

[Garland]

If I master ninjitsu and become a ninja will I be like Batman?

More importantly, does the ninja cult provide a phat ride like Batman's?

The ninja mobile...it's like a cross between a black Honda Civic and a rikshaw.

[The_Judo_Jibboo]

If I master ninjitsu and become a ninja will I be like Batman?

More importantly, does the ninja cult provide a phat ride like Batman's?

if you'll remember, Batman had to get his phat ride on his own. Ninja's are kinda cheapskates.