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  • #16
    Originally posted by HtTKar
    All this BS about fighting over tater-tots, and scrapping with little siblings is making me sick. Starting fights with everyone? Nobody talking about the ones they lost?
    .......?


    LOL I never said it was my LITTLE brother? And I didn't say I won?
    Heres a REAL IMPRESSIVE fight for ya. A guy comes into the laundromat a few months ago, throws his wet clothes into a dryer (stacked kind) then proceedes to put two quarters into the wrong machine. He gets frustrated but instead of switching his load into the other machine, he insists that the attendant should refund his 50 cents! She tells him no. He gets all pissed off and starts calling her vulgar names so she tells him to get his laundry out of the machine right now and take it to another laundromat or she'll call the Sheriff and cite him for trespass and get a restraining order. NOW he's REALLY mad! He yells something like "f#*King third strike, MFing third strike... and he's on probation already. Don't mean a F...ing thing" He says he's going to "go get a weapon, come back here and... Blah blah blah and guts everywhere..." but instead of exiting he starts trying to break the dryer door off it's hinges, she calls 911 while he rants about his "50 F***ing cents" and seems to calm down a bit... He didn't know she actually dialed 911 and hung up... they called back and she told them to send a deputy... When he heard the siren he lost it and started running toward the attendant with a shoe in his hand. I intervened and threw him on his face. Kept him in a chicken wing hold on his belly with my knee in his back side (gently) until the deputies arrive a minute or so later and put the hand-cuffs on (both of us)... Fun, fun, fun!

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Garland
      I'm the one with a fucking 5 inch gash across my face, bro. Hows that for validation.
      More bullshit from Mr. Assface

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      • #18
        unkotare

        Originally posted by Garland
        Spend a week with my family, and you'll know for real how crazy shit is.

        Maybe you should start another thread about your family's fecal matter (I guess that would be you!)

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        • #19
          This one time, at TKD Camp, I got into a fight! It was so funny!!

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Sircnay


            Your dripping sarcasm has broken my spirit and soul.

            Who told you you had either one of those?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by koto_ryu
              This one time, at TKD Camp, I got into a fight! It was so funny!!

              Now, THAT is funny!

              Did you knock the other guy off the horse?

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              • #22
                Ah, sup smart-ass, isn't talking like your so fucking tough cool. Especially when you have no chance of getting your words PUSHED back down your throat?
                Guess it's easy to be hard from behind a computer monitor, huh, ****?
                Dried up cum bubble on a dead faggots ass.
                If you're EVER in SLC, PM me. We'll get together, have some coffee...you know, talk this shit out...
                But until then...don't mouth off to people you don't fucking know, because you never know who's the real fucking deal, m'kay.

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                • #23
                  Im sencing some hostilities here I wanted people to tell me there fight stories not have fights hahaha but if you guys do fight please tell me how it goes thanks . But ona serious note here I would still like to here more stories about fights and how they started thanks guys.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Garland
                    Ah, sup smart-ass, isn't talking like your so fucking tough cool. Especially when you have no chance of getting your words PUSHED back down your throat?
                    Guess it's easy to be hard from behind a computer monitor, huh, ****?
                    Dried up cum bubble on a dead faggots ass.
                    If you're EVER in SLC, PM me. We'll get together, have some coffee...you know, talk this shit out...
                    But until then...don't mouth off to people you don't fucking know, because you never know who's the real fucking deal, m'kay.

                    LOL

                    Now I KNOW I was right!

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                    • #25
                      Sew yo asshole shut, an keep feedin you
                      an feedin you
                      an feedin you


                      Indian Food.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by jubaji
                        You told you you had either one of those?

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                        • #27
                          More fight Stories

                          I want to hear more stories about fights or altercations you guys have had with people and how they started and what you think you could have done differently or how it impacted your training.

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                          • #28
                            Garland,

                            Ya know, it wouldn't be hard to take a digital pic of this "scar" and upload it. I'm sure we'd all appreciate a little validation considering your story is a bit outlandish.

                            -Hikage

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                            • #29
                              I can't cut and paste shit for some reason. when I click the add an image thing it gives me an http:// thing.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Garland
                                I can't cut and paste shit for some reason. when I click the add an image thing it gives me an http:// thing.
                                Ah, your computer must have 'obvious liar' blocking software.

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