Which should I buy: Shredder or Widowmaker?

[sissy-bedwetter]

Also, the thread being started by someone calling themselves "sissy-bedwetter" led me to presume this might have been a trolling joke-type thread.

O.K. Mike, I am hereby changing my name to "Khandanakan, Evil Lord of the blood-drinking Savages" It does have a nice ring to it.

[Tom Yum]

"Khandanakan, Evil Lord of the blood-drinking Savages" It does have a nice ring to it.

And what about the Friendly Lord of the blood-drinking savages?

[sissy-bedwetter]

And what about the Friendly Lord of the blood-drinking savages?

Nah, it's not threatening enough. Everyone knows that having a tough-sounding name on the forum means that you're a bad-ass in real life. I might as well stick with "sissy-bedwetter".

[Rashid]

If you haven't seen this yet, you have got to take a look Happy readings

http://sammyfranco.com/battlespray.htm

http://sammyfranco.com/putty.htm

Wait, wait, get ready for 'sharking' and 'scorching'

http://sammyfranco.com/feralfighting.htm

And of course, how can you study CFA and not know the cryptic origins of, you guessed it! The wicked jester!

http://sammyfranco.com/jester.htm

This has to be a joke. Right? Anyone?

[Tom Yum]

Maybe I should become:

Mike, the Crystal Gripping, Veggie Loving, Bead Wearing Child of Love

Or perhaps Thundarr, the Death Axe

What do you think?

My name coincides with a bowl of Thai style soup....i guess that's evil depending on how you look at it...

or I guess my more intimidating name


Bahathar, the devourer of souls...jj

[Thai Bri]

As I recall, someone here wrote a pretty damned funny song about him to the tune of the Flintstones. Maybe I'll look it up again.

Nearly right. It was the Adam's family.

Here it is again, for the enjoyment of all (except Sammy Sea Horse):-


A fraudster and a crooky
He's never had a f uckey
He makes girls want to chuckey
Sammy Lurch Franco!

He likes to think he's vicious
And to women be delicious
But they make him do the dishes
Sammy Lurch Franco

His respect for women is sparse
His views on girls a farce
He takes it up the arse!
Sammy Lurch Franco!

LEOs are on his list
Of trainees, but theres a twist
None of them exist
But Sammy Lurch Franco!

People think he's sick
He has the brain thats made of brick
He spends his day Razing his dick!
Sammy Lurch Franco!

He calls his stuff the Widowmaker
He says he'll send you to your maker
But he's not the giver he's the "taker"
Sammy Lurch Franco

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The guy just brings out the best in me........

[sissy-bedwetter]

Wow, I checked out Sammy's site and I can't wait to see his new DVD called "Fecal Fighting", sounds disgusting. And crappy.

[Thai Bri]

He's just a faecies kind of fellow......

[Garland]

Maybe I should become:

Mike, the Crystal Gripping, Veggie Loving, Bead Wearing Child of Love

Or perhaps Thundarr, the Death Axe

What do you think?

Hey...didn't I see you at the drum circle awhile back....the guy with the dreadlocks smoking a spliff rolled in a whole newspaper.....or maybe it was at that rave on that beach...I was the guy in the loincloth painted in silver holding a surfboard with those girls on either arm who had their pits braided...
man, good times.

[academian]

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