a message to the martial artists on this forum

[Garland]

how long to kill somebody with a tampon?

Oh my....you crazy ninjas, you.

[NightStalker14]

how long to kill somebody with a tampon?

Oh my....you crazy ninjas, you.

Umm.. eight seconds with the tampon. It's not sharp, you see...

[Garland]

i was fixing my tiy to you

excuse me...I don't speak idiot. What's a "tiy"?

[mr goodcat]

how long to kill somebody with a tampon?

Oh my....you crazy ninjas, you.

how ever long it takes to choke them with it, provide un even pressure in the throat then 1 good hit, then its over with

[3mptin3ss]

you guys need to not taint my 5 star thread.

[NightStalker14]

how ever long it takes to choke them with it, provide un even pressure in the throat then 1 good hit, then its over with

Wait...

Um...

Okay.

[Garland]

how ever long it takes to choke them with it, provide un even pressure in the throat then 1 good hit then its over with

pretty funny...pretty funny.

Naw man...you get somebody to eat one, and watch it expand. I guess the time would vary if it was a "light" or "heavy", based on how much saliva it would absorb. Be all like "poof" all up in dey ass*.




*which is almost what they're made for.

[Garland]

you guys need to not taint my 5 star thread.

you said taint, huh huh huh.



Dur.

[NightStalker14]

Yep. That works.

[mr goodcat]

i prefer iodine

[NightStalker14]

i prefer iodine

You've never used it, how can you prefer it?

[mr goodcat]

You've never used it, how can you prefer it?

i have a bottle and i know its poison, so put some in someones very flavorful drink, i would think it would do the trick

[NightStalker14]

i have a bottle and i know its poison, so put some in someones very flavorful drink, i would think it would do the trick

Okay... you're seriously disturbed.

First of all, that's highly illegal.

And second, just who the hell do you need to poison?

Do you REALLY believe you're an assassin?

[mr goodcat]

Okay... you're seriously disturbed.

First of all, that's highly illegal.

And second, just who the hell do you need to poison?

Do you REALLY believe you're an assassin?

i dont need to poison anyone, actually the only reason i have it is for my microscope slides. well to distinguish between titles and lables sometimes are difficult. while the word doctor is more of a title, a well earned one. its sort of hard to fit assasin as a title or a label, it could be an earned title or a label someone gives you, what is the difference between murder and assasination? im not out to kill anyone but i seek satisfaction through effectiveness through weaponry and martial arts. if my skills someday prove to be deadly then well that is the result of my training, of course it could go completely the other way. i didnt ask for my interests they are just there, ever since i was a little boy

[NightStalker14]

Nor will you ever be.