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[NightStalker14]

I doubt he'll move it there... to talk to real pro's would put him on his ass.

[kurt_myers0369]

Is there a professional assassin forum he can go to? I'm sure he can spread alot of knowledge there... LOL

[NightStalker14]

Well the choice is really pretty simple. Either the discussion goes to the tactical forum, or I delete the non-relevant posts.

I'm not arguing with ya.

I'm just saying that he's probably not going to go into the tactical forum, because he doesn't know what he's talking about and will not go where people who are experts on the subject hang out...

Anyway.. baseball, how 'bout that sport?

[gregimotis]

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Anyway.. baseball, how 'bout that sport?

Well, yes, I think a baseball would make a very effective imprvised weapon. I mean, you could throw it, use it as a load, maybe limb destruction...

[NightStalker14]

Well, yes, I think a baseball would make a very effective imprvised weapon. I mean, you could throw it, use it as a load, maybe limb destruction...

Hmm... indeed.

[Garland]

Well, yes, I think a baseball would make a very effective imprvised weapon. I mean, you could throw it, use it as a load, maybe limb destruction...

What? Uh...I'm pretty sure the circular shape would probably ENSURE broken fingers if you hit somebody with a baseball in your hand. The way that your hand conforms to the shape of the baseball would cause your fingers to flay out (seperate) and basicly force your hand to stay in a position like it was open. A good fistload is something long and that fits inside your hand so that the knuckles still get that natural alligned feel to them. And the heavier a fistload is, the better...but, a better tool os something that works as a fistload, but has hooking and pokey-staby applications also, like pocket sticks, or similar objects that can be improvised.



So...good fistloads are; pens, pencils, rolls of coins, cut off metal dowles, zippos, normal lighters, match books, professionally carved fistloads (kabutons, pocket sticks, FMA pocket sticks...I forget the technical name, but they are essentially the exact same shape as a kabuton, maybe longer and pointier), paintbrushes, cell phones (maybe not flip phones...), utensils other than knives...such as spoons, forks, and the ultimate-sporks, short pointy sticks, batteries, a microphone, etc etc etc...be creative. Invention is the mother of all...I forget how the quote ends...but it be saying inventing shit is good, n'stuff.




and the top of the pops for the fistloads is a closed balisong.

[us-navy-seal]

Don't forget keys...o_o

[Tant01]

..... A good fistload is something long and that fits inside your hand so that the knuckles still get that natural alligned feel to them. And the heavier a fistload is, the better...but, a better tool os something that works as a fistload, but has hooking and pokey-staby applications also, like pocket sticks, or similar objects that can be improvised.



So...good fistloads are; pens, pencils, rolls of coins, cut off metal dowles, zippos, normal lighters, match books, professionally carved fistloads (kabutons, pocket sticks, FMA pocket sticks...I forget the technical name, but they are essentially the exact same shape as a kabuton, maybe longer and pointier), paintbrushes, cell phones (maybe not flip phones...), utensils other than knives...such as spoons, forks, and the ultimate-sporks, short pointy sticks, batteries, a microphone, etc etc etc...be creative. Invention is the mother of all...I forget how the quote ends...but it be saying inventing shit is good, n'stuff.




and the top of the pops for the fistloads is a closed balisong.

Wait G man...Go back to what fits in your hand. You need a karambit. You're almost screaming for it. Oh and a knife makes a good stick too. (fistload that is) pommel, rake and lever. It's much more than poke or cut bro...But lots of folks don't go there.

[Garland]

Don't forget keys...o_o

...I tend to leave them out for a reason...I got nailed with a fistfull of keys, and they scraped me above the lip...but it was nothing worse than if my kitty kat had jumped on me and cut me. (I have an itty bitty scar above my lip on the right corner.) Maybe if the keys are really, REALLY sharp...but, it didn't slow me down at all....

seriously...this happened.
I'm not full of shit.

[Tant01]

......I got nailed with a fistfull of keys, and they scraped me above the lip.. it was nothing ....

... Maybe if the keys are really, REALLY sharp...but, it didn't slow me down at all....

seriously...this happened.
I'm not full of shit.

...........................LOL

[NightStalker14]

You have to have the keys properly secured in your hand, or it'll break your fingers. Too much hassle, really.

Stick to loads.

[jubaji]

http://www.dragonslist.com/discussion/buy-sell-trade/17317-sale-safekey-punch-self-defense-tool-keychain.html

[Garland]

...........................LOL

Oh, I aints gunna lye...its a hurted likes a muthafucka ...after about twenty minutes, when I had to pour hydrogen peroxide and then isoprpyl alcohol on it.

[jubaji]

Oh, I aints gunna lye...its a hurted likes a muthafucka ...after about twenty minutes, when I had to pour hydrogen peroxide and then isoprpyl alcohol on it.

If you put hydrogen peroxide on it, you probably didn't need to torture yourself with the alcohol.

[Tant01]

G man can't mean the isopropyl type? He was probably sipping something 80-100 proof ...