How do you get a ninja to spar?

[Sircnay]

Well it is common knowledge the Ninjas have 45foot long penises MINIMUM.

[Kenpodog]

Ninja's make the Best Burgers!!

http://ninjaburger.com

[ddrive]

Oh Yea.

Ninja's make the Best Burgers!!
http://ninjaburger.com

They get the meat from all the people that died by their blade.

[Tom Yum]

The get the meat from all the people that died by their blade.

Be carefull.....you might infringe on the copyright of the musical "Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street"

[Kenpodog]

If you have concerns over the meat at
Ninja Burger
then try out their sworn enemy and primary competition
Samurai Burger
http://www.samuraiburger.com/

[ddrive]

Samurai Burger.

If you have concerns over the meat at
Ninja Burger
then try out their sworn enemy and primary competition
Samurai Burger
http://www.samuraiburger.com/

That website was funny until I saw picture #6 (Pint o Kitty). Whoever shoved that kitten in a small cup should be KTFO!

[Mr. Arieson]

Bujinkan is what real Ninjutsu is called, and they don't spar, as it is not a sport or contest. Almost all of it is geared towards killing your enemy, or at least breaking something or causing nerve damage.

hey, why so many "joke" posts/replies in this forum? Are so few people serious about martial arts?

[GQchris]

I saw Batman Begins

Those ninjas will fukk you up. Why do you think Batman is so badass, LOL.

[Streetprince]

hey i guessing KTFO means KNOCKED THE FAK OUT! right?

[Sircnay]

Bujinkan is what real Ninjutsu is called, and they don't spar, as it is not a sport or contest. Almost all of it is geared towards killing your enemy, or at least breaking something or causing nerve damage.

hey, why so many "joke" posts/replies in this forum? Are so few people serious about martial arts?

You aren't serious right?

I'm going to open up a TKD school that calls itself, "Korean ninja! We're so badass, we only use our legs. Our hands are for the REALLY tough cookies."

Best marketing ploy evar.

[Mr. Arieson]

What do you mean, I am not serious?

Please explain. I am learning Bunjikan tai-jutsu right now. IN a dojo. NOT from a mail-order course. What is not serious about that?

[Sircnay]

The fact that there isn't actually a "ninja" style. There's Aikido/Jujutsu and various sword arts mixed together that the Samurai learned and eventually there MAY have been a few who didn't care so much about honor anymore and ran around comitting crimes and such, that and it's historically flacid. I mean during those times there weren't any pure H2H combat arts. I believe the only ones who really had anything close to that were some mountain monks who were all killed off, I mean guy wearing cotton vs. guy wearing armor carrying 2 spears, 3 big ass knives and a horse. Hmmm... I wonder who would win? And even if they did survive, it was still obviously a useless art. But I don't think any of them survived, because they didn't. It doesn't matter if you train IN a dojo. I train in a dojang... what's your point?

And besides, taking Japanese has made me more aware of the language and "Bunjikan" isn't very "japanese" as far as I can tell. It sounds very Japanese anyway. Oh and I hope you realize that taijutsu (one word by the way) is a general term for open hand fighting or just fighting in general. It's not specialized in anyway.

[Mr. Arieson]

And your documentation and proof of this is what?

"I mean guy wearing cotton vs. guy wearing armor carrying 2 spears, 3 big ass knives and a horse. Hmmm... I wonder who would win?"

Guy wearing shorts (Muay thai or BJJ) versus guy with kevlar jacket and M-16.

I wonder who would win? (Kind of a wierd point to make)

I have come across several posts by people in this forum either knocking Ninja, or saying it is not real.

The guys that are beating the crap out of me in the dojo each class sure seem real enough to me, and all of them have other martial arts backgrounds, including Aikido.

It is Japanese..that's for sure. I think Hollywood did a real disservice by portraying Ninjas in an exagerrated way. Even "crouching tiger"....I mean, does anyone think those stunts are really possible?

Anyway, Ninja was not the original name..Shinobu was. Read Dr. Hatsumi's book.

PS, I took TKD as a youth, and enjoyed it very much...but it seems like both TKD and Ninja are objects of ridicule on this forum...

If I were to believe many of the poster on this forum, I would have to say that all my training is for nothing, and I should have chosen BJJ or Muay Thai right from the beginning...

Don't even get me started on the subject of Krav Maga!

How can you say Ninja was a useless art? True, I probably don't need to worry about someone with a sword attacking me, but this art is fun to learn and we use both grappling, hand and foot strikes and weapons..those are useless?

[Sircnay]

My documentation is Japanese history. Open one of the books up. Up until a certain point when Ninja's magically appeared was around the end of WWII. It was a ploy some Japanese guy made up to make a load of money.

Someone made a post I think it was Tom Yum, about the history of it. Give me second to look it up.

[Mr. Arieson]

You seem to have a lot of insider knowledge about this subject, so I will defer to your expertise, and not bother posting anything more in response to this.

PS, I have opened many books up, including "art of war".

But, you are probably right....Togakure Ryu is totally fake. Shinobi komi and Shinobi iri don't exist and never did. The Bansenshukai is a forgery. Yamato Takeru also never existed. In fact, none of these are even Japanese. But, you already know all this, correct?

I don't know why you even bothered posting about a wanting to spar with a Ninja, since they don't exist! Probably Just to further your theories. Generate controversy. Show off your knowledge.