How do you get a ninja to spar?

[Sircnay]

:werd:

When he started focusing on the students becoming boy scouts trying to sell cookies, I kind of just got fed up with everything. Then when I was trying to teach them real applicable kicking, punching and other such things from General Choi's book he'd get pissed off and kick me out of class for the day.

[Mr. Arieson]

Sircnay, you are not one of the most humble person in the world, right?

I have seen your posts on other forums, like Bullshido, and you seem to have some fixation on Ninjas..I just don't get it!

Just like I don't get the TKD bashers either. I think TKD is a great martial art. It's what I learned when I was a kid, and most of the moves have stuck with me to this day. Not only that, but I used it in several fights with bullies during high school.

But back to Ninpo....I read some of your similar posts in other forums, and people who do bujinkan responded to you. Therefore, you know Ninpo is real. There are several senseis in this country who trained under Dr. Hatsumi, and there are also rival styles called Genbukan (Or something along those lines). So I am just wondering what your obssesion is with making fun of an art form? I would not make fun of your art form, as many others do. I think they are wrong, and so I also think you are wrong!

I get the impression that somewhere in your past, someone gave you a bad experience that made you hate the mere mention of the word "Ninja". Am I wrong? Was it the bad 80's movies that bother you?

I see your posts, and have read them (Out of morbid curiosity) and you seem to be very much into bragging. The total opposite of what I have ever been told martial arts are all about!

Have you read books on Aikido or Hapkido? I know it is a bit unrealistic to expect someone who likes martial arts to be a complete peacenick, but with your mention of "curbstomping", and your use of really rude and arrogant language, you are way over the line!

If your instructor really was a money only person, then you have a right to be against that, but to trash a legitimate martial art? And not just once, but many times? It makes no sense, especially since you seem to want to be an instructor yourself!

Dude, please don't open a "cobra kai" style dojang one day! It seems that is the way you are headed. I am sorry if I called you a Bakla, but your initial post to this forum was a bit strange, almost a fake or a hoax....because few people I know would admit to being a "pretty boy" with a straight face.

I get this impression that you are the kind of guy that drives a chopped lowered little car, with the boom box so loud that the whole frame is shaking and vibrating, and that when you pull up to a gas station, you have violent and profanity-laced rap music blaring....with no regards to whether there are children present or not! I also get the impression that when I am already doing 80 on the freeway, that you are the guy that is right on my tail, practically two inches from my bumper!

Your comment about how
every time you pleasure yourself, someone joins a ninja school makes no sense at all!

other then the phony Ashido Kim and Van Donk ads, it took me a while to find a legit studio that taught Ninpo....In fact, I have never seen a dojo that taught it, at least not in a storefront! There are, however, many McDojangs teaching TKD...where I live, they are as thick as thieves!

I still like TKD, and I don't get all hot and bothered when someone mentions it, so I still don;t know what your obssession with Ninpo is, or why you hate it..I also don't know why you are filled with so much anger. Aren't you into the eastern philosophy of most asian martial arts? Zen? Taosim? These are arts of peace, for the most part.

I just don't get you, or Killerninja...all I can say is that you are probably young, and just don't get that Martial arts are not a toy, or a game.

I wonder if you are just someone banned from other forums, writing under the name sircnay...perhaps I am crazy then for taking the bait, but your hatred of ninpo and budo taijutsu just bother me!

Do you think Stephen K. Hayes was a phony? He seems to know what he is talking about! The books were written in the 70's, before the stupid 80's ninja craze started...it's legit, dude, just like any other martial art!

Do I believe that Ninpo practictionairs are better then other martial artists? No way! A great TKD artist can kick ass over a bad BJJ artist and vice-versa. The only thing I would concede is that you can't learn ninpo from a video tape, but the same thing can be said for almost any martial art.

Your post about unintimidating looking people being able to kick butt was interesting, and although you may be a small but deadly guy, by writing the way you do you come off as bad as any large bully does!

[Sircnay]

Oh man, that was freaking hilarious.

Yeah... ask anybody who knows me in real life. I'm probably the nicest and most peaceful person you'll ever meet. I have nothing against Ninjutsu really. I just think the concept of Ninjas are freaking hilarious. I got an "A" on a speech once that I made on Ninjas. It was great.

Oh man, you have the complete wrong idea of me. Not that I care or anything. I don't have a "chopped" car. It's all tasteful modifications. Very mild and mostly for mountain driving, road racing and the occasional autocross. It's got a tiny 120watt stereo, and I listen to gay wussy music like Jason Mraz and Ben Folds Five. The only rap I listen to is "MC Chris" because he raps about Boba Fett and Dairy Queen.

I may be young, but I've fathered most of the TKD schools in Fresno. The schools in Fresno are students of mine who opened up their own schools who use my philosophy and my techniques and my strategies and my training curriculum. I'm young, but I've done my homework and research.

90% of the things I'll write on here or anywhere are just sarcasm and truthfully, I don't really mean most of what I say. The internet is a play thing, if you meet me in person, I'm totally not anything like this. I act like this because the smart ones will see through all the masks and see how much of a joker I am.

Oh and by the way, you aren't the first person to have a morbid curiosity about the things I say. I purposefully write like that. So don't worry.

And this whole post was about one guy, not Ninpo or whatever. This dude is a douche and keeps flaking out on us. I WILL get him to come.

EDIT:

By the way, the ninja craze thing started before the 70's more like around the late 40's early 50's when the Japanese were allowed to roam America freely again. Martial artists who had mystical asian powers that roamed in the night fighting feudal lords? Yeah, that'll sell real nice.

[Mr. Arieson]

Alright, alright...spoken like a gentleman!

No worries!

[Sircnay]

Man, my 100th post was a post revealing my secrets...

[Mr. Arieson]

Since I mentioned the Cobra Kai, here is a website that is hilarious....

Proof that there are people just like me, with far too much time on thier hands!

https://www.pattonoswalt.com/ht/johnnylawrence.html

[GQchris]

so

Who would win in a fight, a Jedi Knight or a Ninja? I still think Batman could mop them both up.

[Garland]

Who would win in a fight, a Jedi Knight or a Ninja? I still think Batman could mop them both up.

yo...what's do batman, a jedi knight, a ninja, and a lipstick lesbian that doesn't HATE men all have in common???

[Sircnay]

yo...what's do batman, a jedi knight, a ninja, and a lipstick lesbian that doesn't HATE men all have in common???

They all have had strange creatures crawl around in their no-no spots?

What do mormons, titans, and joseph smith all have in common?

[GQchris]

I don't know Sir, what?

[Sircnay]

God hates them and has condemned them all to a desert prison of dull livelyhood and toil.

[Garland]

God hates them and has condemned them all to a desert prison of dull livelyhood and toil.

Now who sounds like a mo.
No, what they have in common are they're all fuckin figments of your imagination.

Think of it in like a egocentric type of philosophical problem...in yo head NiNJa!!!

[HtTKar]

I may be young, but I've fathered most of the TKD schools in Fresno. The schools in Fresno are students of mine who opened up their own schools who use my philosophy and my techniques and my strategies and my training curriculum. I'm young, but I've done my homework and research.

So you're like 20yrs old. Havent had a teacher in 2years, but somehow managed to father all the schools in Fresno? Is it even really TKD, or something you made up? Most people need decades before they become a worthy teacher, how'd you manage to do this while still a teenager, and still have time to write meaninless entries on a forum all day?

[Sircnay]

So you're like 20yrs old. Havent had a teacher in 2years, but somehow managed to father all the schools in Fresno? Is it even really TKD, or something you made up? Most people need decades before they become a worthy teacher, how'd you manage to do this while still a teenager, and still have time to write meaninless entries on a forum all day?

These schools are less than a year old... and in any case, you're misunderstanding me. These people were my students. If you go into their schools they're using my training methods and teahcing my philosophies on certain aspects.

Seconldy, I've been training since I was 7. My dad's been training since he was 10 and has been training me since I was 7. He's trained at the Colorado TKD training center, some MT school in thailand and several other various arts. I only joined an actual studio when I was 12.

You know, I just now realized that you're kind of pissed off at me. I'm sorry if I offended you, I was just trying to irk you a bit. Heh.

[HtTKar]

No problem, people come on here and make stuff up all the time.

So you were training for 5yrs? That might make you a 3rd (Possibly 4th degree BB); which means you could either train someone up to thier 1st degree BB test, but could not test them...or you could (if your at 4th) make them a 1st degree. Now these guys are out running their own schools? Talk about watered down TKD.

Also how in such a short time did you develop such sound philosophies and training methods on your own? Where were they tested? Didn't you learn these from instructors, books and others you know? Why do you take all the credit for what you learned from others and their contributions? Please share one philisophy with us that was developed on your own.

you know Sirncay, I'm done with all this. I know you're just trolling and trying to start arguments. Really, I'm surprised because at first you had some good stuff to say. Now the posts have degenerated into calling people out, bashing styles, saying things you know nothing about, and claiming to be the root of TKD anywhere. If you want to know why this "ninja" wouldn't spar with you...well I wouldn't waste my training time either.