How to soften your form

[GranFire]

btw, hanging out with 50 year old women is a good way to "soften your form" if you know what i mean. a 50 year old women would sink my boner into the ground

Dahling...you are a....

In anycase, us girls around here like to call the kept men more something like *tapeworm*.

Sugarmama must not be into selfesteem...



(Time to update my profile...)

[Garland]

Actually, 50 isn't really that old...in order for me to really connect the sugar momma thing...they'd have to have a terminal disease, or be older, say...70's or 80's, and loaded. Maybe smokers too. Old enough to not have a libido, and rich enough and naive enough to cut their kids out of their will for little old me.

I could be the male Ana Nicole Smith....only with some small shred or semblance of class left over. (and hopefully I won't blow up into a fat pig)

[GranFire]

Actually, 50 isn't really that old...in order for me to really connect the sugar momma thing...they'd have to have a terminal disease, or be older, say...70's or 80's, and loaded. Maybe smokers too. Old enough to not have a libido, and rich enough and naive enough to cut their kids out of their will for little old me.

I could be the male Ana Nicole Smith....only with some small shred or semblance of class left over. (and hopefully I won't blow up into a fat pig)

I guess it would only be a small shred of class...

But we are straying from the original question...