Wrestling in MMA: an attribute or a fundamental?

[Sean Dempsey]

When Al Gore invented the internet, I am sure he intended for strangers to argue about things that can never be proven, backed up, or substantiated. Jay and Silent Bob had the right idea.



I think when talking about MMA or BJJ or whatever, the saying "A good craftsman never blames his tools" is appropriate.

[butcanuwrestle?]

Adacas

Originally posted by adacas
I remember Severn getting his knees taken apart by Tito Ortiz with a couple of kicks and the fight ended.

Is this supposed to be a convincing statement? You got to be kidding me!

[adacas]

buttwrestler

I just said that was something I remember thats all.

[Sean Dempsey]

Is this supposed to be a convincing statement? You got to be kidding me!

dude, if you're gonna try and make someone elses comeback seem stupid and weak, you probably shouldn't be guilty of the very thing you're accusing them of. "You got to be kidding me!" is pretty fucking cliche, bro. What are you gonna do next, start using reverse psychology?

Serious man, this isn't a flame. But really, if you're gonna come here to troll, at least be original and clever. Starting off with a rhetorical question, and then a cliche... that just isn't good man.

Your username is pretty clever "butcanyouwrestle?", kinda answering a question as if we are all gonna be talking about how rad BJJ is, but then it's like you're always there with "But can you wrestle?!?!? LOLZ!!!11". So I give you points for that.

But your trolling/flaming skills really need work bro. Next thing we know, you're gonna start in with the "well I make a six figure income and you internet geeks don't know anything" and stuff like that. Come one man, you can do better.

Here, I'll lead off with a haiku:

But can you wrestle
My username thusly asks
No brazil for you!

[adacas]

That haiku was deep man. It brought a tear to my eye.

Yeah buttwrestler...if you are gonna make me look stupid at least have some class about it lol.

[butcanuwrestle?]

Originally posted by Sean Dempsey
Your username is pretty clever "butcanyouwrestle?", kinda answering a question as if we are all gonna be talking about how rad BJJ is, but then it's like you're always there with "But can you wrestle?!?!? LOLZ!!!11". So I give you points for that.

No shit? The fact that you have to explain it to me speaks volumes about your intellligence, or lack there of.

"But your trolling/flaming skills really need work bro. Next thing we know, you're gonna start in with the "well I make a six figure income and you internet geeks don't know anything" and stuff like that. Come one man, you can do better."

I've obviously raised financial and intellectual insecurities about yourself that have only lent to your submissive behavior towards me. You defeated the purpose of your argument because you were too ignorant to realize it. On the contrary, you've placed me on a pedestal and I'm flattered. In short, I thank you for feeling that I am better than you.

"Come one man, you can do better."
No I think you can do better, "come one man". Check yourself before you wreck yourself. You couldn't of picked a better sentence to f-up!

As you can see you're weak, and you pose no interesting challenge. Seriously, how do you expect me to take you seriously when you bring yourself down? You're out of your league, it's no fun for me. You see kid, when you try to go toe to toe with me you have to bring your A game to even compete. With you, well, let's just say you're not even on the alphabet.


"Here, I'll lead off with a haiku:

But can you wrestle
My username thusly asks
No brazil for you!

See what I mean?

[bvermillion]

tito ortiz is a wrestler also

[adacas]

I don't think Tito was the world class type though. I do know that he was good in highschool but I haven't heard any more than that.

See what I mean?

come on dude you are still lagging with the comebacks. Be creative. Assert your pissy mood with some imagination and you will fit right in with this forum.

[jubaji]

Originally posted by adacas

come on dude you are still lagging with the comebacks. Be creative. Assert your pissy mood with some imagination and you will fit right in with this forum.

Somethin' just ain't right in that boy's head.