Mugged in the DEADLY streets of Amsterdam!!!!

[JCameron]

I got my ass kicked in Amsterdam the other day. I was there on business and I was taking this back alley for a short cut, when suddenly a group of 16 year old white faygs wearing wooden shoes jumped me!
They tied me down and took turns tickeling my nether regions with colorful tulips until I cried "Unkle Hans"!
Then they made me smoke hishash and watch them touch each others buttocks with the tender touch that only a whit gay fayg from their land can do.
Luckily I escaped, but never again will I travel to the tough streets of that dangerous land!
-JCameron

[duchman]

YAWN, Please stop posting youre homoerotic fantasies


P.s
Glad im not 16
Glad im not a faygo
Glad i'm not a white boy
Glad i'm not from amsterdam

P.P.s
It's wrong to pay 16 year old boys to have sex whit you!

[duchman]

p.s you need help! it's not healty to be in love whit this guy!

[JCameron]

LOL!!!

Is that a picture from your homeland?
Cool, can you put more up?
That looks just like the group of guys who mugged me!!!!!
-JCameron

[Ronin]

JCameron:

That happened to you too?

Thank God I'm not the only one!

[Hookah Smokin Caterpillar]

I have no problem with Duchman

He may be mean to the rest of you guys and I've seen him say some stupid shit; but he's also pretty funny sometimes too.

Plus, I wish I lived in Amsterdam. Duchman, my friend said that they illegalized wonderful, wonderful Marijuana there. He's an idiot an all, but who knows really with you crazy Europeans. Is it true?

[YeLLa-TiGeR]

Holy Molely! I too experience the feeling of having a wooden clog shoved up my ass!!

LOL, hey duch, u know its all good right?

[SweepEm]

Legalized marijuana:

wasted days and nights.

Munchies during, in between and after.

[Patterson]

Marajuana is legal, and harder drugs will not send you to prison.

[duchman]

Holland kicks usa ass any time

[Ninjagod]

Ya how bout that. You can choose for yourself instead of some anal, religious right winger TELLING what you can and cant do. Wait isnt the USA the land of the free...

[JCameron]

DUCHMAN IS DA BOMB!!!

I just have to say, that this was just a joke topic, I think Duchman has said some of the funniest shit I have ever read on this forum!!!!!
Keep up the good work Duchman!!!!
-JCameron

[Beatle]

Originally posted by Patterson
Marajuana is legal, and harder drugs will not send you to prison.

Wrong butthole. It is decrimilized. There's a difference.