We should all celebrate this Happy Holiday by killing and eating some #^@&!%* turkeys! Here is Joe Manco's shopping list of Turkeys that should really be slaughtered:
And last but not least ...
So Happy Turkey Day everybody and happy hunting. But don't any of you go shootin' yourselves in the foot now ...
Yours truly,
Joe
- Ho-nin:
Not much meat, but fun to get the sights set up right with.
- Shimoron:
Very elusive, and unfortunately all feathers and no substance either.
- Beatle/Tez:
Incredibly stupid animal. Great fun to shoot slowly and wound severely, but when this pathetic creature finally croaks it is best just to leave the carcass lie.
- Hawk:
Gotta have a long-range rifle for this one. Exhilarating to hit and bring down, but the meat is too tough to chew and swallow.
- Ryu:
More of a pigeon than a turkey, and since he frequents cities like West Hollywood and San Francisco I wouldn't eat the kill. Target practice only.
- Colon Muncher:
This dodo bird should be extinct. Too stupid to get out of the rain, too ugly to tolerate and leave alone. Empty out your shotgun on this one and quickly bury the remains.
- Newbie:
Is the source from where the term "Bird Brain" originated. Makes an unsatisfying snack that often leads to indigestion.
And last but not least ...
- BIG BIRD:
This is the grand prize! Don't try to hit the head, because the target is too small. Instead, aim for his inflated chest and once all that hot air comes out he'll keel over. Kinda skrawny ultimately, but still makes for a full-course meal.
So Happy Turkey Day everybody and happy hunting. But don't any of you go shootin' yourselves in the foot now ...
Yours truly,
Joe
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