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BORED? Try these out...
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Insist that your e-mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
8) Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."
9) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
10) Dont use any punctuation
11) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
12) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
13) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
14) Sing along at the opera.
15) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
16) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)
17) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
18) Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.
19) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Hard".
And for the Jiu-Jitsu enthusiast…
20) Sneek up on one of your co-workers, apply a rear naked choke, put them to sleep, then run around the office yelling, "Jiu-Jitsu! Jiu-Jitsu! Jiu-Jitsu!"
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Insist that your e-mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
8) Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."
9) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
10) Dont use any punctuation
11) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
12) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
13) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
14) Sing along at the opera.
15) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
16) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)
17) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
18) Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.
19) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Hard".
And for the Jiu-Jitsu enthusiast…
20) Sneek up on one of your co-workers, apply a rear naked choke, put them to sleep, then run around the office yelling, "Jiu-Jitsu! Jiu-Jitsu! Jiu-Jitsu!"
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