How to do a proper "bitch slap"?

[duchman]

How do you apply b*tch slap?
I think the b*tch slap is the most effective weapon in the world.

[Evilution]

I prefer the pimp slap. The pimp slap is applied by removing your sneaker and beating your ho with it while yelling "where's my damn money bitch!"

[duchman]

thank you

[Evilution]

No problem. My pleasure really.

[duchman]

Maybe you could make a phanter video "How to apply a proper pimp-slap in 10 lessons!"

[Evilution]

I never thought of that. I could make some good money off those tapes, almost as much money as I make from my beatches. If I do make a video I'll make sure to give you credit duch.

[Ronin]

You two are like the new Sperry/Bustamonte of martial arts instruction.

[Evilution]

I prefer to think of myself as the new Shaft of martial arts instruction.

[Shimora]

duchman,

Just in case your question was serious. A bitch slap is correctly performed using the heel of the palm as you come into contact with the jaw. A correctly executed bitch slap can knock out the guy and make him look like a wimp. To other people it looks as though you just slapped him.

[Dozen Long]

Swinging arc

Is the swing an outward arc, like a "normal" slap? Is the elbow held higher or do you push through it sort of like in a palm heel strike?

Sounds like an interesting thing to have in one's arsenal, if for nothing else than to show someone the proper technique..

[Shimora]

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Do it much the same way you would perform a closed fist hook punch. If done correctly it will freak out the guy because he will also think you just slapped him.
An open hand always looks better to the law in case you get charged for assault.

[Underdog]

I've seen live a real bitchslappin session in Ruas Vale Tudo academy. Trust me it's something to see.

There is here a young (19) dude, that will compete next sunday in a Vale Tudo match against a very tough Brit.

Well, there is this thing in RVT that you MUST experience pain to overcome it, so this dude sparred with a senior instructor, that has won the european Vale Tudo title two ys ago, the rules were, the youg lad can defend himself and apply submission, the instructor can submit and strike everywhere with open hands. The more power, the better.

The poor dude was covered in welts and bruises everywhere, expecially on the face. I mean, I consider myself tough, but this is the real deal...

What terrorized my was listening from the instructor that this treatment was administered to him by Marco Ruas, in preparation for his fight. To quote him:

"I was crying like a bitch, trying to hide below a desk, with Marco that pulled me out by the ankles and hitting me...
I was bleeding everywhere man, but after... There was no way my opponent would win...never. I've experienced the worst, this guys seemed a clown to me..."

He did win in 2min48 sec. By triangle.

No pain, no gain...

[duchman]

Shimora_,
you like posting on the underground, dont you?

Underdog,
what youre instructor's name? e-mail me if you don't want to say it public.

[Mickey Finn]

In my continuing effort to provide high-quality thought provoking posts, I would like to contribute (once again) a visual representation of the much maligned ‘pimp slap.’ I’m putting together a tape set right now for release sometime in early February. Currently production is stalled as we wait for the hos to heal up.

[Evilution]

Mickey Finn

That's the shiznit.