America: First Impressions.

[E1am]

Well after 2 and a half years in Japan I'm in Seattle visiting the family. I haven't been outside of east or south east Asia in that time. The bad news is I'm short again. The good news is I feel a lot thinner. Man, you people are fat.

[YeLLa-TiGeR]

Originally posted by E1am
The good news is I feel a lot thinner. Man, you people are fat.

LMAO, hey so how are things? You patch things up? You miss the sushi and sashimi and noodles?

[Shimora]

Americans are a very obese nation.
What did you expect from the country that invented McDonalds, KFC, Burger King, Coca Cola and Pepsi?

Where abouts in Seattle are you bro? I know that city very well.

[SweepEm]

Did you have to learn how to use a fork again?

[keithws]

Yep, we've got some fat people

But, I bet you like those big American corn fed titties....

Almost brings a tear to my eye, thinking about it! I just love our women........

[Karlinhos]

note to self: must follow-up with local and federal authorities as to the whereabouts of the recently entered fugitive...

[duchman]

e1am,

I'm not going to chat whit you again! unless you come to holland and pimp ho's whit me on the mean streets of amsterdam.

[War Pig]

Hit the bricks Shimoron.

If you hate Americans so much quit posting on this AMERICAN forum.

[Shimora]

War Pig, believe it or not there is life beyond the Trailer Park.


Welcome to the World Wide Web my friend. It means the whole world can access this forum not just you and cousin Cletus.


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[Lacrymosa]

Welcome home, E......

War Pig.....Shimora.....will the REAL troll please stand up? No offense, Pig, but you seem like a habitually negative person.

[War Pig]

I am habitually negative about trolls. I hate them.

I'm just fed up with Shimoron. I've watched his crap for 5 years now and I sick of it.

I'm sick of him questioning legitimate martial artists when he doesn't even train. I'm sick of him putting down BJJ and MMA. He's the worst kind of troll.

[keithws]

Yeah Shimora,

I'd kick your ass if you were man enough not to carry around those damn throwing stars.........

[duchman]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJA

[GinSueDog]

Can we please get back to the subject at hand...mmm...big boobies You know of course here in good old Southern Cal they're all fake. Only real boobs are in the mid west, near as I can tell aorund Texas and Utah.-ED

[keithws]

Sorry about that Gin ....

I used to love living in the midwest (Oklahoma). Great looking women with real boobies!

Living in Cali is all good though and San Diego has gorgeous women.

Damn! Why did I get married?